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Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38309) - you deserved it (2895)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by ohgod... - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I felt manly. I spent almost the entire day peeling paint, power sanding, and applying Spackle for my grandma. Strutting with masculinity, I headed for the shower, only to let out a womanly yelp at a spider hanging at eye level around a corner. Manliness gone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11187) - you deserved it (19918)

On 03/29/2012 at 9:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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On 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland



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