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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, my girlfriend was spending the day at my place. Later on, I walked in while she was making lunch. She had a jar of mayo in her hand, and I joked, "I have some mayo, but it doesn't come from a jar." She had a bluetooth headset on, and was in a call with her father. 5ML
Monday 30 November 2015