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itsbuckyb
  • Town/Country : Houston
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 April 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 1187
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML

#24019
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I agree, your life sucks (40783) - you deserved it (6510)

On 02/11/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by J (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

#10978
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I agree, your life sucks (5861) - you deserved it (37196)

On 02/05/2009 at 7:55pm - misc - by frenchy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

#3882
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5285) - you deserved it (29262)

On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML

#1374
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I agree, your life sucks (16071) - you deserved it (1434)

On 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United Kingdom



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