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  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 April 1987 (27 years)
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Taday I released some ducks I ad and raised wit ma sisters at a local lake!! Tey were raised around ma uge German Seperd, wic explains y tey didn't freak out wen two uge dogs cummed out of no were and killed tree of tem, in front of ma little sisters!! FML

Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitres cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was brd shit. FML

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On 05/07/2009 at 7:36am - animals - by MJ3105 (man) - Israel

Today... I told mah morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No... yur other chin." FML

#1183815
181 comments

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On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at working at Burgar King as a looool casiar. A girl I mat last nigt cummd in and said, ( Aran't u tat guy from last nigt? ) Last nigt, I ad told ar I was going to madical scool and was going to ba a doctor in lass tan a yaar. FML

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101 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 10:42am - love - by Jamie (man) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, WAS 16TH BIRTHDAY. NEEDLESS TO SAY, I WAS DELIGHTD WHEN FRIENDS PRESENTD ME WITH A BIRTHDAY CARD IN A HOMEROOM. I PRETENDD TO BE SURPRISD AND EXCLAIMD, ( AW, U GUYS REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE! ) THEY DIDN'T. IT WAS OUR TEACHER'S BIRTHDAY. THEY JUST WANTD ME TO SIGN THE CARD. FML

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On 04/02/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by happyeffingbday202 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

I had to log in to mah computer on a projector in front of business associates at mah dad's architecture firm. I typd in mah username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough so I typd mah password in the username box. The entire firm now knows mah password is "tits123". FML

#642642
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On 03/27/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I Was Pulled Over By Mah Father Who Is A Police Officer. He Was Training A Rookie And Gave Me A Breathalyzer Test To Show His Trainee How To Do It. I Blew A .15 And Was Taken To Jail. FML

#483516
195 comments

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On 03/20/2009 at 1:48am - misc - by Jesse (man) - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY, AS I WAS BAGGING GROCERIES, I LOOKED DOWN TO SEE A 6-YEAR-OLD URINATING ON MY SHOES AND THE FLOOR NEXT TO ME. I TOLD HIS MOTHER THAT HE SHOULD TAKE HER KID TO THE RESTROOM, ONLY TO BE TOLD TO "MIND MY OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS." I WAS LATER FIRED FOR ARGUING WITH THE CUSTOMER. FML

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On 03/09/2009 at 10:00pm - work - by unemployed (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walkd into mah house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

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129 comments

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On 03/05/2009 at 2:33pm - health - by ubbernoob (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade fir a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but u should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typd in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

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82 comments

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On 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

#56665
512 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. big fat FML

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107 comments

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On 02/15/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by Mofisto (man) - United States (California)

Today... My Boyfriend Dumpd Me Cuz E Said Te Relationsip Was Too Toug For Im. Wen I Askd For An Example... E Respondd... "Like... I Don't Ave Enoug Time To Play World Of Warcraft." FML

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128 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arizona)

Yesterday at lunc I ordered a coke . Te waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected im saying "No regular coke." He sook is ead and said again "diet coke." big fat FML

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On 02/11/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by J (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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