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by Anonymous / 03/07/2010 at 9:08am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Intimacy
by ugh / 03/04/2010 at 7:00pm / United States / Love
by muffingirl / 02/10/2010 at 7:30am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Miscellaneous
by Hm / 02/07/2010 at 11:03pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, it looked like rain so I held out my hand to catch a raindrop. When I finally caught one, I closed my hand over it and ran to show my friends to prove it was raining. I opened my hand saying, "Look! It's raining!" When I looked down, I saw that I had actually caught a bird shit. FML
by smellyhand / 12/16/2009 at 4:11pm / United States (Alabama) / Animals
by ljjprchf / 12/12/2009 at 8:29pm / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
Today, I finally got a hold of my husband who I haven't actually talked to in 2 and 1/2 weeks since he is deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle, in Call of Duty. FML
by Dejected / 12/07/2009 at 2:16pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML
by Fluory / 12/07/2009 at 9:43am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by destiny147 / 11/30/2009 at 7:17am / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Love
Today, I went on a date and it was going great. When we got our meals, he told me I had to try what he was having, and he fed me a bite. I said something like "oh that was cute" and he replied with "I was just trying to see how big your mouth is." FML
by OpenWide / 11/23/2009 at 10:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I was taking a final test online that would account for 65% of my final grade. I had worked extremely hard in that class. I had one submission for the test. My roommate thought it would be funny to click the "Submit All" Button while i was getting a glass of water. I got a 13%. FML
by Failure / 11/09/2009 at 5:13pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work
Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML
by Cellismasher / 11/04/2009 at 5:37pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
by legotron / 10/30/2009 at 4:06am / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him: "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied: " Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML
by nick / 10/18/2009 at 9:39am / Canada (Quebec) / Work
Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML
by stupidsantaclaus / 10/08/2009 at 1:14am / United States (California) / Kids
- Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of… Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s…