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  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 April 1987 (27 years)
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Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28133) - you deserved it (2727)

On 12/08/2010 at 10:24am - misc - by agstadra (woman) - Canada

Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML

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116 comments

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On 11/16/2010 at 2:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel (HaDarom)

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

#13645625
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21368) - you deserved it (37154)

On 10/30/2010 at 1:41am - love - by Samantha - United States (Washington)

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

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131 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 7:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

#13293107
343 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I baby sit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

#12498801
135 comments

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On 08/13/2010 at 12:14pm - kids - by qtpieo1 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my band got booed off stage. FML

#12470997
186 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 2:53am - work - by malos - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

#12296096
57 comments

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On 08/03/2010 at 9:19pm - misc - by bitch (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

#10760568
150 comments

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On 05/25/2010 at 7:06pm - love - by DHarman (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML

#10446068
92 comments

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On 05/10/2010 at 1:28am - work - by drewig - United States (California)

Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML

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90 comments

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On 04/08/2010 at 12:27am - kids - by bleredoshia (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I had my wisdom teeth removed. The sympathetic words from my boyfriend asked if this meant I could open my mouth a bit wider for him now. FML

#9158778
92 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by smiler (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

#9081770
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27935) - you deserved it (1984)

On 03/14/2010 at 7:23pm - animals - by OhhhNooo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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140 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 3:54pm - love - by HaleyIsabelle - Sent from mobile version

Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML

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102 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by raidered - United States (California)



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