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Today, my wife and I received confirmation that she has postpartum depression. When sharing this with the family, my mother exclaimed "I told you she was a psycho!" Now my wife is crying louder and more often than our newborn. Thanks, mom. FML
by ppd_sucks / 12/29/2010 at 3:03pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for my family. I got a huge paper cut on the webbing of my fingers, the pain of which caused me to scream out loud. My whole family heard and came rushing to my room. My grandma took one look, and scoffed, "Oh suck it the fuck up, princess." FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 2:08am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML
by carson28 / 12/16/2010 at 9:23pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 12/16/2010 at 12:07pm / South Africa (Gauteng) / Kids
by sam / 12/15/2010 at 3:11pm / United States / Work
Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was "I farted". Well, at least they all laughed. FML
by homeless / 12/14/2010 at 1:41pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk saying "shut the f*ck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML
by Username / 12/13/2010 at 1:10pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML
by blueberry_hill / 12/11/2010 at 11:16am / United States (Kansas) / Kids
by parentfail / 12/11/2010 at 9:44am / United Kingdom / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/10/2010 at 2:17am / United States (California) / Love
- Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and… Today, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her. We were doing it doggy style and… Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing…