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Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML
by Anonymous / 01/13/2011 at 6:00pm / United States (Indiana) / Work
by me / 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm / United States / Kids
by skyhigh / 01/13/2011 at 12:48am / United States (Texas) / Money
Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
by Some Girl / 01/08/2011 at 1:38am / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
by poop / 01/07/2011 at 8:31pm / United States (Missouri) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/06/2011 at 10:23pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, feeling melancholy, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML
by Anonymous / 01/06/2011 at 9:45pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML
by yingyang2 / 01/05/2011 at 9:19pm / United States / Kids
Today, my boss walked in and said something I didn't quite hear, but my co-worker chuckled so to be polite, I laughed with him. They gave me some weird looks. My boss was actually talking about his wife's tumor and my co-worker was coughing. FML
by sucks / 01/05/2011 at 2:41am / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Work
by anonymous / 01/04/2011 at 11:17pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
by Anonymous / 01/04/2011 at 3:28pm / United States (Georgia) / Transportation
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
by Anonymous / 01/03/2011 at 6:18am / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
by edulover / 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/30/2010 at 10:37am / United States (Missouri) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…