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Today, I noticd this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to seehat was wrong. Apparently his grlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wantd to kill himself. My frst response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML
Today, I jokd looool wit my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, e slappd me, trew my pone acros te room, smasd my laptop, an ten took a moment forat I'd said to sink in. real FML
Today... I downloaded an application fir my phone that readshatever you type out loud. I started making it say things lyk ( You lyk ithen daddy spanks yur tight little ass don't you? ) Just as the message was playing back out loud... my mom walked up the stairs. FML
2day a man pulled me violently into an alleyway an informed me I was bieng mugged. Bieng a body-builder... I said... "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked mah ass in a matter of seconds... stole mah wallet... then farted on mah bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
Friday 27 March 2015