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Today, I actually eard my 14 year old son muse to imself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Teft Auto, ow ard could it be in real life?" FML

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On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)

Today... I shavd mah haad bacausa I haard that ona of mah good friands got cancar. I want to visit har in tha hospital. Sha's not bald. FML

#15907460
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On 04/24/2011 at 10:06am - health - by nohair (woman) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY WHILE SHOPPING AT AMERICAN EAGLE I FOUND THE SAME "$1 500" WEDDING RING FIANCÉ PROPOSD TO ME WITH MARKD ON SALE FIR $10.95. FML

#15904630
379 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 1:56am - love - by kyla - United States (California)

Today, I noticd this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to seehat was wrong. Apparently his grlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wantd to kill himself. My frst response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML

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On 04/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by alopez1994 -

today my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

#15793085
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On 04/15/2011 at 7:38am - love - by ZaraAce (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, my 15 year old daughter got kickd out of her cheerleading squad cuz she looool was overweight. I heard one of the cheerleaders say, "She must be overweight cuz her mom is." fat FML

#15792635
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On 04/15/2011 at 5:30am - misc - by fatty:( - Australia

Today , I was robbd. They took my father's ashes. FML

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On 04/11/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by stolen - United States (Tennessee)

my four year old daughter cummed up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML

#15645354
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On 04/05/2011 at 12:04am - kids - by Bailey (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

yesterday I asked my 2 year old son to clean up is toys. Wen I bent down to give im a good job kiss afterwards, e punced me in te nose. FML

#15600756
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On 04/02/2011 at 3:35am - kids - by Viciousvixen_21 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I jokd looool wit my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, e slappd me, trew my pone acros te room, smasd my laptop, an ten took a moment forat I'd said to sink in. real FML

#15514877
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On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by rowie1311 (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today... I downloaded an application fir my phone that readshatever you type out loud. I started making it say things lyk ( You lyk ithen daddy spanks yur tight little ass don't you? ) Just as the message was playing back out loud... my mom walked up the stairs. FML

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On 02/17/2011 at 2:02am - intimacy - by biglady (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

2day a man pulled me violently into an alleyway an informed me I was bieng mugged. Bieng a body-builder... I said... "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked mah ass in a matter of seconds... stole mah wallet... then farted on mah bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

#14965591
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On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I was looool working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML

#14899477
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On 02/08/2011 at 7:30pm - misc - by nomoreart (man) - United States (Virginia)

Taday my "friend" puttd itcing powder in my castile I was sleeping. FML

#14897237
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On 02/08/2011 at 4:39pm - health - by scratchy -

Today, in tha middla of tha night, my fiancé startad yalling gibbarish in his slaap. Whan I triad to waka him, ha punchad ma squara in tha faca. FML

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On 02/04/2011 at 7:05pm - misc - by nosleep (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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