About itsalanis : I'm Alan. Some people like to nickname me Alanis instead.
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by anonymous / 01/14/2012 at 6:42am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 01/13/2012 at 12:05am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 11:33am / United Kingdom (Armagh) / Miscellaneous
by bobbeta30 / 01/11/2012 at 11:33am / United States (New York) / Money
by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm / India / Kids
by maruskasommers / 01/09/2012 at 4:39am / Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
by LaLa / 01/09/2012 at 12:01am / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by tictacnose / 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/04/2012 at 11:20am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by jku / 01/02/2012 at 8:18am / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous
by themuffinman / 12/27/2011 at 10:15am / Japan / Health
Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML
by Anonymous / 12/24/2011 at 4:50pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by johncabbot25 / 12/23/2011 at 5:53am / Canada / Love
by awalc / 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML
by DocBastard / 12/16/2011 at 9:29pm / United States / Kids