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itsa_maddy

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 851
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About itsa_maddy : Most of my life scenarios are "fml" so this is by far my favorite website!

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itsa_maddy's favorite FMLs

Today, I exchanged pictures with a guy I met online, whose devotion to his family really impressed me. In his picture, he was wearing clown makeup, holding a huge knife to his throat with one hand, and an ICP album in the other. All this with a psychopathic grin on his face. FML

#19877296
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18759) - you deserved it (7131)

On 07/01/2012 at 6:57pm - misc - by probablydeadbymidnight (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML

#19876638
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21998) - you deserved it (4188)

On 07/01/2012 at 4:01pm - love - by Jacqueline (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML

Today, my dog was licking the dishes in the dishwasher when his collar got stuck on it. Then he got scared of the dishwasher rack following him and ran away really fast. Now I have no dishes. FML

Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML

#16468049
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52827) - you deserved it (4783)

On 06/02/2011 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by jsalmons - Germany (Bayern)

Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

#15934305
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44786) - you deserved it (5618)

On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1169840) - you deserved it (125944)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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