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  • Town/Country : IT'S San Fran the BBQ , IT'S OBAMERICA
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  • Number of visits : 463
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML

#7083274
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24527) - you deserved it (1659)

On 01/01/2010 at 2:14pm - misc - by johnny121 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11387) - you deserved it (2684)

On 12/11/2009 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Tee (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my wife and I were getting intimate. I wanted to make it last longer, so I tried thinking of something else. Suddenly she says, "What are you thinking?" I reply, "Dead puppies." This apparently turned her off more than it did me, because she got out of the bed. FML

#6700407
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3217) - you deserved it (16081)

On 12/10/2009 at 9:22pm - intimacy - by jlowder2 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was putting my contacts in when my daughter decided to jump on me from behind to scare me, causing me to poke myself in the eye. I'm now wearing an eye patch due to a scratched cornea while my daughter is singing some song titled "You are a pirate". FML

#6284625
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24108) - you deserved it (2043)

On 11/13/2009 at 5:06am - kids - by dessaye (man) - Singapore

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46792) - you deserved it (127952)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)



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