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About itsLiV : im olivia, 14. im in the 8th grade. i love where i live. im straight edge. i like to dye my hair. and im really short. theres currently a zombie under my bed. i love my boyfriend :)
GET. IN. MY. OVEN.
mein name ist olivia. Ich spreche fließend englisch, aber im deutsch lernen. Ich bin vierzehn Jahre alt und ich bin wirklich sehr kurz. :)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was at my Muay Thai class. We were doing a combination which consisted of a low kick, body kick and head kick. My partner had already done the low kick so I held the pads for the body kick. He kicked me straight in the jaw. I'm a teenage girl and he's a fully grown man. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years role-plays on the internet, pretending to have sex with men. His response when I confronted him about it? "Which specific incidents are you referring to?" FML
Today, I had a really important job interview, and as i was about to leave for it my mom told me to remember to make eye contact. As I was walking in, it was the only thing I could think about, so looking directly at him my foot hits a lip in the floor and my head slams into his desk. FML
Friday 22 May 2015