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Today, mah sister backed out of mah wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When mah new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, mah sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML
Today, I got fired from mah job as a seafood manager because an entire wedding group came in and started yelling at me, saying the shrimp was horrible and I ruined there wedding !! They showed me the leftovers; they never cooked them !! They fed raw shrimp at a wedding dinner party !! FML
Today , I fell down a flight of stairs at college. I was taken to hospital with a fractured ankle an had to call my parents to drive me home. They constantly made passive-aggressive remarks on the way home , because I'd ( totally ruined ) there plans to eat out at a fancy restaurant tonight. looool FML
Today, I had an important job interview at another company. I'd trid to keep it secret from everyone at work, so they wouldn't tell my boss, as I can't afford to get on his bad side yet. My mom postd on my Facebook wall, wishing me luck. I'm Facebook friends with most of my colleagues. FML
Today, I was attending a drug-free lecture at school. The speaker said, ( There r many ways to quit smoking. You can try patches, gum, or even quitting cold turkey. Any questions? ) I raised my hand, and she called on me. I asked, ( How does cold turkey help? ) And then I realized. FML
Friday 27 March 2015