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isuckwithnames's favorite FMLs
by Star_Wars_Lover / 04/26/2016 at 11:34am / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me in front of his whole family with the ring his mother had helped him pick out. Two hours later, I found emails of nudes from another women that had been sent to him a week prior, on his phone. Our flight for home leaves in a week. FML
by FMeRight? / 12/28/2015 at 3:15pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by unloved cat owner / 02/15/2014 at 7:50pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
by s3xygrandpa / 11/06/2013 at 2:09pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Wraith / 11/06/2013 at 12:27pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML
by ellen77 / 09/13/2013 at 1:55am / United States (California) / Work
by AkGirl1991 / 03/11/2012 at 7:33am / United States (Alaska) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/07/2009 at 11:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML
by Anonymous / 04/28/2009 at 7:16am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
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