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About isuckwithnames : I was told I need therapy, my cats are just jealous of me.

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Today, out of boredom, I built my cat a little fort. Later, I decided to crawl inside to pet her, but as soon as I stuck my head in, she clawed me. I guess I'm not allowed in, then. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41452) - you deserved it (9014)

On 02/15/2014 at 7:50pm - animals - by unloved cat owner - United States (California)

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46453) - you deserved it (4884)

On 11/06/2013 at 2:09pm - misc - by s3xygrandpa (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38533) - you deserved it (4591)

On 11/06/2013 at 12:27pm - work - by Wraith (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46428) - you deserved it (5141)

On 09/13/2013 at 1:55am - work - by ellen77 - United States (California)

Today, I was opening a present my boyfriend got me for my 21st birthday. What I unwrapped was a Kay jewelers box. Excited, I opened it to find a ring made out of a one dollar bill. FML

Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML


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On 04/28/2009 at 7:16am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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