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  • Town/Country : Marvin, North Carolina, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 209
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I had to call a plumber out to clear a blockage in our bathroom drainpipe. After coming back from work later in the day, and after a tearful confession from my wife, I found out that pipe wasn't the only one he snaked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52715) - you deserved it (3259)

On 10/24/2013 at 4:06pm - misc - by soon to be divorced (man) - United States

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (73584) - you deserved it (4053)

On 08/19/2013 at 9:06am - love - by Love stinks (man) - United States



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