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israa_alhasani94
  • Town/Country : Sydney, aus
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 85
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About israa_alhasani94 : Hi I'm from syd, I love it here! I'm a university student studing to become a teacher
I am SOOOO loyal it's too nice of me, wishing one day I met my opposite half #Leo

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Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41577) - you deserved it (5310)

On 08/30/2013 at 6:56pm - love - by >_< (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML

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On 08/28/2013 at 6:33am - kids - by Alice (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML

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On 03/25/2012 at 7:59am - animals - by PicklesMcRaptor - United States (Florida)



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