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Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

#15029375
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25703) - you deserved it (2420)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:36pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML

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279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30232) - you deserved it (15998)

On 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm - misc - by liz - United States (California)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
198 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML

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122 comments

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On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, I decided to cook dinner for my wife and kid. After a long day of preperation and cooking I asked them what they thought of it. My 12 year old son then says, "I would say it tastes like shit but not even shit tastes this bad!" My wife then laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

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144 comments

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On 08/22/2009 at 2:29am - kids - by NoCookForYou (man) - United States (New York)

Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across my back and said "You're so cute, I'd like to take you home and lock you in my basement naked so you can't leave" and walked out. FML

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208 comments

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On 08/21/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML

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284 comments

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On 05/29/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by LALALALA (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I asked my boyfriend of almost ten months who his top five women to have it off with would be. I was third. My mom was second. FML

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On 03/30/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by lucky (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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