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isorang's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

#1815627
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (439697) - you deserved it (60229)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitres cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was brd shit. FML

#1712833
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32905) - you deserved it (140816)

On 05/07/2009 at 7:36am - animals - by MJ3105 (man) - Israel

Today, I went to a fast-food joint and ordered off the $1.00 menu to save money . Five hours later I go to the hospital with food-poisoning . After a whole day of not eating, crapping, puking, having tests, and a bunch of IV fluids, my $1.00 burger ended up costing me $2,000 in bills . Really . FML

#1547778
422 comments

I agree, your life sucks (164341) - you deserved it (25193)

On 05/02/2009 at 12:56am - health - by Sick (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I HAD A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER FOR MAH DANCE CLASS. I NOTICED AT ONE POINT, HE TOOK OUT A CAMERA. THE PRINCIPAL CUMMED IN, EVERYONE WAS GOING CRAZY, AND THE TEACHER WAS DRAGGED OUT OF THE CLASSROOM. HE WAS TAKING VIDEOS AND PICTURES OF US DANCING. TURNS OUT HE WAS A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER. FML

#1163738
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (102068) - you deserved it (4685)

On 04/20/2009 at 7:05pm - intimacy - by seriously (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today , I locked mah keys in mah car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA , and then waiting a half hour , the guy showed up , he stuck his hand in the drivers side window and asked , ( You couldn't just reach in? ) I forgot I left the window open. FML

#1054531
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10605) - you deserved it (99279)

On 04/17/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by .... (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY , HALF ASLEEP , I DROPPED PILL BEFORE I COULD TAKE IT. I QUICKLY PICKED IT UP AND WASHED IT DOWN. FIVE HOURS LATER , I JUST FOUND PILL ON THE GROUND. WHAT DID I SWALLOW? REAL FML

#948871
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99401) - you deserved it (23189)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I found out my blood type is B. My parents r type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if yur parents r A and O. Tis means I am eiter an adoptee a mutant or an illegitimate cild. FML

#915764
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (168746) - you deserved it (8500)

On 04/11/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by hedgehog5 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
934 comments

I agree, your life sucks (365915) - you deserved it (41138)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Yastarday A Car Was Waiting Fir Ma To Cross Tha Straat So I Thought It Would Ba Funny To Slowly Limp Across Tha Straat. Whan I Got To Tha And, I Jumpad As High As I Could To Show I Was Faking. Turns Out I Trippad And Hit Mah Haad Hard On Tha Sidawalk. That Car Took Ma To Tha Hospital. FML

#820879
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20175) - you deserved it (261392)

On 04/05/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by funnyguyNOT (man) - United States

Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with mah dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said ( dad that couch is for lyk a midget. ) I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML

#809473
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25846) - you deserved it (62509)

On 04/04/2009 at 11:40pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt . When he told me I had tenni elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis" . Then he asked me if I had a grlfriend . When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

#794025
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71386) - you deserved it (18458)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today... my friends were looool being rude to me... so I decidd to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he poppd a pimple on his face an tastd it. FML

#777672
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (172227) - you deserved it (30734)

On 04/03/2009 at 1:16am - misc - by lalanon (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got on an elevator wit a woman and er cild. I was te first one on. Wen se stepped on, te capacity alarm went off. As se left se told er daugter tat's y fat people souldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. Se was twice ma size. I got called fat by a ippopotamus. FML

#721846
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (182838) - you deserved it (12306)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:17am - health - by warp_routine (woman) - United States (Vermont)



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