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About isisorchid : I'm a caregiver for elderly with dementia in an assisted living facility. I'm a registered dental assistant by trade though. I love God, body mod, animals, and cooking. Xoxo
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I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Today, I decided to clean my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML
Friday 18 July 2014