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About isisorchid : I'm a caregiver for elderly with dementia in an assisted living facility. I'm a registered dental assistant by trade though. I love God, body mod, animals, and cooking. Xoxo
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Today, I decided to clean my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML
Friday 26 September 2014