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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 July 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 334
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About isisorchid : I'm a caregiver for elderly with dementia in an assisted living facility. I'm a registered dental assistant by trade though. I love God, body mod, animals, and cooking. Xoxo

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Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML


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