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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 July 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 304
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About isisorchid : I'm a caregiver for elderly with dementia in an assisted living facility. I'm a registered dental assistant by trade though. I love God, body mod, animals, and cooking. Xoxo

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