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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 August 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1732
  • Number of comments : 133
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About isis_morrigan : i'm a pretty easy going person, and open minded. i rarely get on the actual site, usually use the app on my phone, so if u message me and i don't respond, i'm not ignoring u! lol, i just haven't gotten on. the best bet if u'd like to talk, email me at isis_morrigan@yahoo.com, i enjoy talking to new people! oh and if you couldnt tell, I love tattoos!

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Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML

#4977727
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42645) - you deserved it (2958)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:51pm - animals - by Catscratch (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving past a farm that always has 4 chickens walking around outside. It always cheers me up to see them, but I couldn't find them. I wasn't watching the road so I didn't see when I ran over all 4 chickens. FML

#4863125
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16964) - you deserved it (50666)

On 08/27/2009 at 4:53pm - animals - by chickenlover (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML

#4854965
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51405) - you deserved it (3919)

On 08/27/2009 at 4:13am - animals - by catlady5569 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML

#4326549
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22083) - you deserved it (44433)

On 08/06/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by PeepShow (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I hit a horrible tee shot from the 18th hole. I decided to use my driver to take my frustration out on a nearby bush. The bees who lived in that bush decided to use their stingers to take out their frustration up inside my golf shorts. FML

#3555037
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11390) - you deserved it (63292)

On 07/07/2009 at 2:19pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me "don't worry, it's not yours." FML

#871042
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (111510) - you deserved it (5748)

On 04/08/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Crazy09 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

#102926
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17918) - you deserved it (57289)

On 02/22/2009 at 9:52am - animals - by El Boz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

#5588
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47810) - you deserved it (2931)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:00pm - work - by Rachel (woman) - United States (California)



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