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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 August 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1629
  • Number of comments : 133
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About isis_morrigan : i'm a pretty easy going person, and open minded. i rarely get on the actual site, usually use the app on my phone, so if u message me and i don't respond, i'm not ignoring u! lol, i just haven't gotten on. the best bet if u'd like to talk, email me at isis_morrigan@yahoo.com, i enjoy talking to new people! oh and if you couldnt tell, I love tattoos!

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yesterday I found Jesus!! The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on car!! mega FML

#18316439
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34225) - you deserved it (3231)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working , so I put it between mah knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately , I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out , I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34475) - you deserved it (6040)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML

#18200720
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26268) - you deserved it (3687)

On 11/09/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by blacktyaffair - United States (Texas)

2day I was about to have sex with my grlfriend fir the frst time. Just as she took her shrt off her phone rang. It was her mom demanding she return home. Now I've been cockblocked and my grlfriend's mom seems to be a god damn clarvoyant. Awesome. fat FML

#18092758
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29821) - you deserved it (5249)

On 10/27/2011 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY.. . MAH BOSS MADE ME RUN YET ANOTHER STUPID ERRAND . WHEN I DELIVERED THE PAPERWORK TO HIS OFFICE.. . I SAW AN EMAIL PRINTOUT ON HIS DESK . APPARENTLY.. . HE HAS A PLAN IN THE WORKS TO GET ME "FRIED" NEXT MONTH . I'M NOT SURE WHETHER TO GIVE HIM A LETTER OF RESIGNATION OR A BOTTLE OF BARBECUE SAUCE . FML

#18088361
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23221) - you deserved it (2354)

On 10/27/2011 at 12:15pm - work - by last literate - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today... for the first time... I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer... I was ecstatic. Later...hen I was in the shower... my brother snuck in the bathroom... yelled "Napalm strike!" an threw our cat over the shower curtain lyk a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45082) - you deserved it (5053)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

2DAY I WILL BE SLEEPING IN MAH AUNT AN UNCLE'S LIVING ROOM. IT IS 90 DEGREES. THERE IS AN AIR CONDITIONER BUT IF YOU TURN IT ON , THE RACCOON LIVING IN THE WALL WILL GET PISSD OFF AN TRY TO CLAW THROUGH THE WALL. ONLY FIVE MORE NIGHT SWEATING MAH BALLS OFF OR IMAGINING RACOON HAVING ANGRY SEX. FAT FML

Today... I tried to scare a new college friend by sneaking up behind her wearing a mask. It worked. And so did her lightning fast reflexes developed from multiple martial arts championships. My 2 cracked ribs... broken nose and bruised ballsack can now be added to her list of achievements. FML

#17649868
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11100) - you deserved it (48944)

On 09/03/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by only1bigdogme - United States (South Carolina)

Yesterday, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center . At one point I decided to play "got yur nose" with one of the kids . It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face . I got his nose.. . his prosthetic nose .

#17629318
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41548) - you deserved it (11638)

On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Taday I got a complaint from nieghbor about a little girl staring at her through guest bedroom window for the past month . I live alone . And now I'm scared to live in looool own house . mega FML

#17349963
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53443) - you deserved it (3282)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

yastardayhila I was slaaping , grlfriand took phona an sat tha ringtona to a bloodcurdling scraam. I found this outhan I racaivad looool a callhila driving to work and , thinking somaona was baing murdarad in backsaat , I panickad an swarvad into a parkad car. FML

#16448607
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38918) - you deserved it (5323)

On 06/01/2011 at 7:53am - misc - by iscreamforicecream (man) - United States (Arizona)

Yesterday I Discoveredhat It Feels Like To Get A Ruptured Sinus. More Specifically, I Discoveredhat It Feels Like To Get A Ruptured Sinus From Bieng Hit In The Face By A Pigeon That Was Deflected From The Windscreen Of A Van Moving At About 35mph. FML

#16131734
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29474) - you deserved it (2522)

On 05/11/2011 at 5:17pm - health - by pigeons_suck (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, feeling social, I went to a bar . During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed mah makeup, and carefully penciling mah looool sparse eyebrows . After an evening of meeting new people, I went home . In mah well-lighted restroom, I discovered that mah eyebrow pencil was actually mah bright red lip liner . FML

#15705121
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17967) - you deserved it (30373)

On 04/09/2011 at 3:52am - misc - by 2classicNot2 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today I found out that using a certain hand sanitizer as masturbation lube will put u in the hospital and result in having to wear an adult diaper fir a week. FML

#15542094
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13821) - you deserved it (69307)

On 03/29/2011 at 2:28am - intimacy - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I learnd , 15 years later , that my puppy from when I was 4 , was taken by Santa cuz he was in ned of a riendeer. My parents took him to the shelter cuz looool they thought he was ugly. FML

#15508713
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38310) - you deserved it (4756)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:10am - misc - by leeseyxoxo (woman) - United States (Florida)



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