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iseyixes
  • Town/Country : Republic City, United Republic of Nations
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  • Birth Date : Monday 4 July 1983 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 1423
  • Number of comments : 178
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 53 posted

About iseyixes : If I could be a cartoon I'd want to be Avatar Korra. But I would want to date General Iroh II instead of Mako.

On a side note FMLers that post comments on the wrong FML piss me off.

To all grammar nazis: I mean really guys? Who cares that people spell and punctuate wrong, this isn't homework it's just FML.

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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28765) - you deserved it (133808)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, not wanting to be known as a lightweight anymore, I started drinking with some guy friends. After one beer I ended up in bed with one of them who kindly put my bra back on for me after, as I was too sloshed. I'm no longer known as lightweight, but instead, the slutty drunk. FML

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227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10047) - you deserved it (73727)

On 05/12/2009 at 10:23am - misc - by Permafucked (woman) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62266) - you deserved it (4822)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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