About iseyixes : If I could be a cartoon I'd want to be Avatar Korra. But I would want to date General Iroh II instead of Mako.
On a side note FMLers that post comments on the wrong FML piss me off.
To all grammar nazis: I mean really guys? Who cares that people spell and punctuate wrong, this isn't homework it's just FML.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today, fifteen minutes after dinner was served, my blind date says "It's good that you're smart. Not to be rude, but most girls aren't. I mean, at some point, I'm going to pull my dick out of your mouth and then it's good if you have something interesting to say." Check please. FML
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On 04/05/2010 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Hate2Date (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML
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On 03/27/2010 at 4:26am - intimacy - by pumpkinlover89 - United States (California)
Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 1:12am - misc - by LonelyBoy (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 10:27pm - misc - by hiii. (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, it's the third anniversary of when I started looking for a new job. I'm still working at the job that made me want to get a new one and I haven't even had an interview for another one in almost two years. My Master's degree on the wall is looking more and more like a roll of toilet paper. FML
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On 03/11/2010 at 1:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML
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On 03/07/2010 at 9:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML
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On 03/07/2010 at 9:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boss made me some tortellini for lunch. As I was happily eating it, he started to give me a massage, while talking to his friends in Greek. He told me that he said "She's my #1 cashier." Turns out, what he really said was "See, if you feed them well, they let you touch them." FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 12:17am - work - by meaganlea (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 8:36am - misc - by sasquatch21 (woman) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)
Today, I finally got to hook up with this hot guy I'd been talking to for a few weeks. To my surprise, he was sinfully drunk when he arrives. As we were going at it, he shits on my white carpet. Now the phrase "f***ing the shit out of someone" has a brand new meaning for me. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 5:47am - intimacy - by jo - United States
Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML
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On 02/18/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by DLS - United States (Vermont)
Today, when setting up for a rehearsal, my eldest teacher was standing next to me. My music teacher announces that it will be a tight fit and hard for everyone to fit in the area. The old teacher next to me leans over and whispers, "I'd like to fit in your tight area." FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by pinky (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)
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