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Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML


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On 10/17/2013 at 11:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML


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On 10/15/2013 at 2:49am - love - by notready (man) - Australia

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML


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On 10/07/2013 at 2:11am - misc - by Ashley - United States (California)

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