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Today, I asked out a guy at work that I really like. He just stared at me and said, "Honestly? I'd rather smash my balls with a mallet. No offense." FML


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On 08/09/2013 at 10:54am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML


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On 07/03/2012 at 7:51am - misc - by ali (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to wear a plastic bag on my foot while showering. The plastic bag made me slip in the shower and had to go back and get stitches in my forehead. FML


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On 04/15/2012 at 7:39pm - health - by Shone - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brew master at a beer company. FML


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On 03/06/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by sdk2010 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had my first date with this guy I really like, who came to pick me up. Once I got into his car, my uncle comes out of the house and yells "Remember, pregnant girls aren't allowed to drink." FML


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On 07/23/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by Prego my ego - Sent from mobile version

Today, my parents met my boyfriends parents for the first time. Bailing us out of jail. FML


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On 02/22/2009 at 9:29pm - misc - by DB (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

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