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  • Number of visits : 11435
  • Number of comments : 385
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About isallwaysme : Time to show the real me. I've been hiding under the mask for too long. First thing, I really enjoy 2 sports; Speedball (speedball>woodsball but woodsball isnt bad) and freestyle skiing. Thats my life. In the summer Im all bruised and bloody, and in the winter im all bruised and bloody. Im not sure why i do it, its just really fun. Secondly, i get A LOT of injuries. Im from Canada, I have an amazing girlfriend. My motto; Go hard or go home.

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Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46657) - you deserved it (11064)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML


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On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)

Today, the girl I've had a crush on decided she wanted to see a movie with me. I tried to hold her hand during the movie and it was great for about 4 minutes. Then she said "Can I have my hand back?" FML


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On 01/18/2009 at 7:12am - love - by vargasm - United States (New York)

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML


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On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML


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On 12/31/2008 at 6:41pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59538) - you deserved it (3775)

On 12/01/2008 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Maestro - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to work 300 miles away from where I live. I couldn't find my customer's address, so I decided to call him. I'd picked up my wireless house phone instead of my mobile. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25169) - you deserved it (9022)

On 11/19/2008 at 3:00am - work - by comphone - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63656) - you deserved it (3772)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML


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On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML


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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

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