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by mrdentist / 12/02/2010 at 8:20am / Love
by Anonymous / 12/01/2010 at 12:11am / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/14/2010 at 7:56pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 10/17/2010 at 1:55am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the cracks. I quickly looked away, and about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML
by Anonymous / 09/25/2010 at 11:00pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. When I got home from work, I came home to glitter. EVERYWHERE. Guess who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend. The guy who's having his family over for dinner tonight. FML
by Anonymous / 09/15/2010 at 7:34pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML
by Ashley / 09/07/2010 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by mc_dreamy / 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by Allie / 06/03/2010 at 2:58pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML
by skinsfan7592 / 02/08/2010 at 10:19am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by hisgirl4life / 02/05/2010 at 8:44am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Obsessed / 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML
by ilovesocks / 01/20/2010 at 1:17am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by mcdman / 01/19/2010 at 12:00am / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by sickkid / 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, I made a dessert and shared it with my friends. one of the layers of this dessert was white.… Today, I wasn't paying attention and instead of putting my hands in my bowl of Chips I put it in my… Today, I was getting ready for a diabetes workshop I had to attend. I needed to grab a shirt so I…