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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 September 1993 (21 years)
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Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML

#16432194
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20837) - you deserved it (64553)

On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I stopped to help a stranded motorist. I yelled out my window, "Hey do you need a hand?" The guy was just standing beside his car taking a piss. FML

#16355450
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27030) - you deserved it (6243)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by Emoney1 - Canada

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
343 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61872) - you deserved it (9674)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

#16181302
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76875) - you deserved it (23609)

On 05/15/2011 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML

#16099797
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35310) - you deserved it (7425)

On 05/09/2011 at 12:03am - love - by Just_do_it_17 (woman) - United States

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

#16077554
482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14206) - you deserved it (83989)

On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML

#16046636
84 comments

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On 05/04/2011 at 5:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML

#16030983
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37845) - you deserved it (4113)

On 05/03/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by Diesel (man) - Belgium (Luxembourg)

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21066) - you deserved it (46600)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

#15209845
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36943) - you deserved it (3335)

On 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm - health - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML

#15207918
144 comments

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On 03/05/2011 at 4:53pm - health - by 092492 - United States (California)

Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

#15128708
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11971) - you deserved it (31111)

On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - misc - by jm_track - United States (Montana)

Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML

#15129596
75 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - health - by mwja (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML

#15025975
113 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 8:06am - work - by sickly -

Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML

#14990668
291 comments

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On 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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