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Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML
by ashhatches / 06/27/2011 at 3:15pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/27/2011 at 9:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Username / 06/27/2011 at 4:56am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML
by SheenaL / 06/27/2011 at 2:26am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by kaplwv116 / 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML
by Username / 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Intimacy
by suze44 / 06/13/2011 at 10:22am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says "Oh, honey. I don't care... Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
by daddylove / 06/12/2011 at 12:21am / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML
by anonymous / 06/09/2011 at 3:04pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Patrick R / 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by wtf / 06/09/2011 at 11:04am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh) / Health
by e_edge / 06/05/2011 at 2:48am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/04/2011 at 4:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
by Anonymous / 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm / United States / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…