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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 September 1993 (21 years)
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Today, I walked in on father an brother attempting to harmonize thier farts!! FML

#17109341
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31093) - you deserved it (5253)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in there conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML

#17094831
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43074) - you deserved it (3605)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm - intimacy - by wittlegirl - United States (California)

Today whila babysitting a fiva yaar old I found a cartoon calld Matalocalypsa fir him to watch whila I mada dinnar. I didn't raaliza it was an "adult" cartoon until aftarwards. Ha watchd a whola apisoda about a clown with a cocaina problam. FML

#17067732
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13617) - you deserved it (52793)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today , I peekd through my window and traind a pair of binocular on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail , he ends up standing in front of his window toples to flex his muscles. This time , I was surprisd to instead find a note tapd to the window saying , ( Sorry , I'm out tonight. ) FML

#17032745
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11237) - you deserved it (77766) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

yesterday after weeks of drinking mom's vodka and replacing it with water..!! it now only taste like water!! She has a habit of drinking on Fridays!! Today is Friday!! My life is a ticking time bomb!! FML

#17030601
284 comments

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On 07/08/2011 at 4:38pm - misc - by UhOh (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Yastarday, I Was Wokan Up By My Stap Brothar Trying To Put His Tongua In My Mouth . FML

#17015904
353 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by lizownsvirgy - United States (California)

Today , I shavd my beard off!! Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face!! I look completely ridiculous!!

#17000180
239 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

2day mah girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage fir sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours an she hasn't stopped crying, praying an calling me the devil's temptation. FML

#16998038
359 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)

2day I Got Homa To Thraa Boys Riding Bikas Out In Front Of My Housa... Smiling At Ma. I Instantly Thought Thay Wara Chacking Ma Out... So I Smild Swaatly At Tham. Turns Out Thay Wara Flaunting Tha Fact That Thay Just Stola All 3 Of Our Bikas. FML

#16997408
72 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 4:33am - misc - by Emily - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older cuz my pubic hair is turning white. FML

#16983308
175 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 4:27am - intimacy - by davidthegreat (man) - Japan

Today, my son calld me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he droppd it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML

#16966057
224 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by WasteOMoney - United States (Texas)

Today, I Jokingly Told Mah Girlfriend That Sperm Kills Acne, She Laughd And Said "so That's How U Got Rid Of Yours So Fast" Then Continud To Text All Her Friends And Tell Them. FML

#16957068
208 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 1:51am - intimacy - by fmylife7721 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML

#16908147
292 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by ashleyrae (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML

#16908147
292 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by ashleyrae (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

today in science... we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be lerening stuff from this woman. FML

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219 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 2:39am - intimacy - by girlshavepenises (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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