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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 September 1993 (21 years)
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Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML

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268 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter, who is 18, asked me why the lights on the car still worked. FML

#17333376
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35630) - you deserved it (9013)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by OhDeary (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my 17 year old asked me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raised this dumbass. FML

#17302566
276 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says "Oh! I thought you guys went extinct." This is the country I live in. FML

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324 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 11:18am - work - by crazygirl12 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

#17281952
242 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML

#17266001
155 comments

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On 07/26/2011 at 9:35am - misc - by ceetee - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
364 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML

#17188633
181 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 8:36am - misc - by ElixirRose - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

#17187875
177 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

#17187875
177 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

#17187875
177 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML

#17117147
173 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by SCREWED (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML

#17115865
238 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 12:53am - intimacy - by krissy8799 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

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469 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)



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