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Today, while watching tv at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realizes she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by cargaljen - United States (Missouri)
Today, while stuck in traffic on the highway, my 5 year old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by whatnot - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML
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On 08/03/2011 at 10:33am - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, my boss sat me down to discuss the sounds my co-workers have heard coming from my cubicle. Apparently my music sounds like the background tracks from shitty soft-core porn movies. I'm getting a three day suspension while they go through all my files. FML
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On 08/02/2011 at 1:47pm - work - by ImScrewed (man) - United States (California)
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
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On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States
Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML
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On 08/02/2011 at 2:46am - misc - by Username - United States
Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML
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On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML
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On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States
Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)
Today, I went with my boyfriend to the OC fair. He was taking a picture of me in front of a giant mechanical butterfly at the insect exhibit. Playfully, he told me to pretend to be a butterfly, so I quickly lifted my arms, just in time to slap a 7 year old girl in the face. FML
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On 07/26/2011 at 7:19pm - kids - by slappedright (woman) - United States (California)
Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 10:10am - misc - by Bec (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)
Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 7:52pm - love - by mathii - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States
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