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irrelephant1

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 September 1960 (54 years)
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  • Number of visits : 147
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About irrelephant1 : Way Too Old Too Be On This Site!!! But it makes me giggle- ALOT!!! Sooooo if you don't mind there is an old fart reading your posts, I don't mind if you make me LMAO! Thanks!!!!!

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irrelephant1's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife pressed a button in the elevator and quickly ran out, leaving me in there with my crying baby. When the elevator arrived at the floor, the doors opened on a wedding reception. The doors couldn't have taken any longer to close again FML

#21276854
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34908) - you deserved it (3207)

On 10/13/2014 at 11:42am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML

#21185875
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51300) - you deserved it (4333)

On 06/23/2014 at 10:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I joked with a pregnant girl in a state juvenile correctional facility where I work that eating a lot of candy would damage the unborn baby's teeth. Without batting an eye, she responded that she would simply "eat some toothpaste after the candy." FML

Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML

#20993307
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42629) - you deserved it (6203)

On 12/15/2013 at 11:58am - animals - by Cat Piss - United States (Texas)

Today, after ordering pizza, I heard some strange noises coming from my basement so I called the cops. The pizza came fifteen minutes before the cops. FML

#16848104
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31235) - you deserved it (4841)

On 06/25/2011 at 10:21am - misc - by woahheylex - United States (Pennsylvania)



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