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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 February 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 503
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ironik970 : "No sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find I will kill you..."

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Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56082) - you deserved it (12093)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
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I agree, your life sucks (56082) - you deserved it (12093)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (234734) - you deserved it (81900)

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