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ironik970
  • Town/Country : Summit County, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 February 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 280
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ironik970 : "No sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find I will kill you..."

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Today, I was sitting on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy came and sat next to me. Next thing I know, he farts loudly, then proudly looks my way. I stared back in shock. He says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49155) - you deserved it (9961)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was sitting on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy came and sat next to me. Next thing I know, he farts loudly, then proudly looks my way. I stared back in shock. He says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49155) - you deserved it (9961)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (483618) - you deserved it (43440)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)



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