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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 July 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1931
  • Number of comments : 151
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About ironik69 : You're the boss and I am nobody. Therefore, you are the boss of nobody.

Due to recent events, I feel I should leave a disclaimer. If you don't like what I say, there is a downvote button. No need to attack my physical appearance. But, if you do so feel the need to mention my weight, my hair color, my smile, or any other detail that you feel you just have to comment on, then do as you please. Regardless of you're silly comments, I'm still going to be me and stand up for myself and things I feel strongly about. Just as you are allowed your opinions, I am too and I will continue to comment on posts that I feel I have something to say. Attacking my physical appearance just shows how shallow you are. I may be "fat" and a ginger and have a crooked smile, but that does not mean I don't have a brain and balls enough to stand up for myself. Have a lovely day everyone!

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Today, I lost a grade on an essay, because according to my teacher, I put much more detail into my analytical essay than I should have. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31642) - you deserved it (3227)

On 03/10/2015 at 1:36pm - misc - by writerflaw - United States (Alaska)

Today, my mom demanded that I go into the basement and fix the water heater. I told her that I had no idea how to fix it, so she threw my phone down the stairs, told me to Google it, and locked the basement door behind me. It's been two hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34382) - you deserved it (3035)

On 03/09/2015 at 8:28pm - misc - by MyMomIsInsane - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got to listen to my boss lecture me about professional dress and subtly insinuate that my being on the heavier side top-wise with all the men in the office could be a problem. I've worn turtle necks for the whole two months I've been working there. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27491) - you deserved it (2201)

On 03/09/2015 at 6:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I noticed that whenever I don't give the homeless guy around the corner some money, my side mirrors get stolen. FML

Today, I got the earlier bus to avoid my ex after a painful breakup. He had the same idea. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35369) - you deserved it (3813)

On 03/09/2015 at 3:52am - love - by sadex -

Today, I sent a picture to my best friend of the shoes I want to wear to prom. She replied, "Wow those are so unique". I guess she forgot that last week she told me she only uses the word unique when she hates something. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27749) - you deserved it (2930)

On 03/08/2015 at 5:49pm - misc - by uglyshoegirl - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while chatting with my in-laws, I told them about my upcoming spinal surgery. Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35222) - you deserved it (2444)

On 03/07/2015 at 5:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44683) - you deserved it (20676)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, it's been almost two months that I've been taking hair, skin and nails vitamins. The only thing growing noticeably longer, faster, stronger, and healthier are my pubes. I've never sheared a sheep before, but I imagine the maintenance I just did was comparable. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27707) - you deserved it (3088)

On 03/05/2015 at 6:34pm - health - by bushwhacker (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I had my first concert and was really anxious about screwing up my performance. Good news: I played fine. Bad news: as I walked off the stage, I tripped over my own feet, face-planted the floor, and busted my nose open. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32732) - you deserved it (2882)

On 03/04/2015 at 1:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24619) - you deserved it (34794)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, after several sleepless nights full of crying, I went to my university's free help center. After telling the psychologist my problems and asking what to do, he looked at me blankly and said, "Uh, it's not depression, I guess. You should go out more and, like, party some more." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31378) - you deserved it (3011)

On 03/03/2015 at 5:02pm - health - by Anonymous - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, after seven people at work approaching me and asking me if I was 'that lad from the paper', I picked one up to see what they were talking about. Turns out my doppelganger is a man who brutally murdered his older brother last year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33288) - you deserved it (2094)

On 03/03/2015 at 9:01am - misc - by definatelynotamurderer (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was demoted as a bridesmaid in a wedding because I dyed my hair, and didn't ask permission from the bride to do so. The bride is my sister. FML

Today, after many tests and doctor visits, I finally found out the reason for my flu-like symptoms isn't a vitamin deficient or anything. The damn tea I drink every morning makes me feel sick. FML

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