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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 July 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1933
  • Number of comments : 151
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ironik69 : You're the boss and I am nobody. Therefore, you are the boss of nobody.

Due to recent events, I feel I should leave a disclaimer. If you don't like what I say, there is a downvote button. No need to attack my physical appearance. But, if you do so feel the need to mention my weight, my hair color, my smile, or any other detail that you feel you just have to comment on, then do as you please. Regardless of you're silly comments, I'm still going to be me and stand up for myself and things I feel strongly about. Just as you are allowed your opinions, I am too and I will continue to comment on posts that I feel I have something to say. Attacking my physical appearance just shows how shallow you are. I may be "fat" and a ginger and have a crooked smile, but that does not mean I don't have a brain and balls enough to stand up for myself. Have a lovely day everyone!

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Today, after working incredibly hard to get into college without having to take out loans, classes started. I was told we'll need a $200 piece of software, and we'll fail without it. There's no way I can afford it. FML


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On 08/20/2015 at 3:21am - misc - by NotCollegeBound (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went on a blind date. People always joke about how horrible Axe is, but this guy sprayed it on so thick that I genuinely had to fight to not retch the entire time. It was so bad that at one point I thought I was going to pass out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21739) - you deserved it (1705)

On 08/16/2015 at 12:18pm - misc - by pvcnutcrackingdomqueen4u (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27257) - you deserved it (3008)

On 08/16/2015 at 11:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I went to the mall and was persistently asked to try one of the curling irons at a kiosk. I don't like to use heat on my hair, but I reluctantly agreed. The iron burned off a good chunk of hair from the back of my head. FML

Today, I went down a water slide. Halfway through, I got stuck behind some kids who were blocking the tube. Seconds later, a big-boned lady crashed into my back. Her solution to break the blockade was to start kicking my back repeatedly as hard as she could. The kids still wouldn't move. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28419) - you deserved it (1752)

On 07/14/2015 at 6:33am - misc - by ow my kidneys (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33211) - you deserved it (1971)

On 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took a nap. My boyfriend took this opportunity to go over to his "beautiful" and "amazing" ex-girlfriend's house to help her clean out her pool. I told him I didn't think that was appropriate. He told me I don't value relationships and didn't come home tonight. FML


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On 06/21/2015 at 6:16am - love - by bev_rogan - United States (Indiana)

Today, during jury duty, the shitbag who's accused of capital murder in our trial took the stand. The prosecution made him look like a total idiot. He got more and more flustered and eventually screamed at us that he'll have us killed if we find him guilty. I believe him. FML


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On 06/05/2015 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29007) - you deserved it (7473)

On 05/10/2015 at 10:34am - misc - by pissed (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was feeling pretty, so I wore a skirt for the first time in years. Two hours later, my thighs hurt from slapping together so much. I no longer feel pretty. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29579) - you deserved it (4907)

On 05/10/2015 at 9:47am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32615) - you deserved it (3683)

On 03/12/2015 at 9:53am - love - by mylovelifeisanepicfail (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31175) - you deserved it (2402)

On 03/11/2015 at 9:50pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was given a new responsibility at the law firm where I work. I'm now in charge of punching holes in every single piece of paper to be found in the office, estimated to be in the hundred-thousands. The reason? I finish my daily clerical work too quickly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26341) - you deserved it (2387)

On 03/11/2015 at 4:15pm - work - by KillMePlease (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally accepted I need help with my anxiety issues. I started small and I joined a support forum and wrote a post. I was quickly called a troll by multiple users, accused of faking it, and told to "fuck off back to Tumblr" because they wouldn't believe my anxiety is really so serious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32688) - you deserved it (3517)

On 03/11/2015 at 2:43pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I jokingly sent my girlfriend a link to an article about giving better head. She didn't think it was funny, and has since sent me numerous articles about the female orgasm, and I just got a link to the Wikipedia article about the clitoris. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15148) - you deserved it (52349)

On 03/10/2015 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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