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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 July 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2045
  • Number of comments : 156
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About ironik69 : You're the boss and I am nobody. Therefore, you are the boss of nobody.

Due to recent events, I feel I should leave a disclaimer. If you don't like what I say, there is a downvote button. No need to attack my physical appearance. But, if you do so feel the need to mention my weight, my hair color, my smile, or any other detail that you feel you just have to comment on, then do as you please. Regardless of you're silly comments, I'm still going to be me and stand up for myself and things I feel strongly about. Just as you are allowed your opinions, I am too and I will continue to comment on posts that I feel I have something to say. Attacking my physical appearance just shows how shallow you are. I may be "fat" and a ginger and have a crooked smile, but that does not mean I don't have a brain and balls enough to stand up for myself. Have a lovely day everyone!

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Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML


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On 11/20/2015 at 3:13pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was working out in the gym when a fitness trainer came up to me and said it wasn't safe to be exercising while this far along in a pregnancy. I was too ashamed to tell them that I'm not pregnant, so I went along with it. Time to find a new gym. FML


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On 10/15/2015 at 10:38pm - misc - by dramaqueen15 -

Today, I opened up to my boyfriend about being sexually abused in the past. He said it explains why I'm "such a bitch" when it comes to personal contact. FML

Today, after working incredibly hard to get into college without having to take out loans, classes started. I was told we'll need a $200 piece of software, and we'll fail without it. There's no way I can afford it. FML


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On 08/20/2015 at 3:21am - misc - by NotCollegeBound (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went on a blind date. People always joke about how horrible Axe is, but this guy sprayed it on so thick that I genuinely had to fight to not retch the entire time. It was so bad that at one point I thought I was going to pass out. FML


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On 08/16/2015 at 12:18pm - misc - by pvcnutcrackingdomqueen4u (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML


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On 08/16/2015 at 11:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I went to the mall and was persistently asked to try one of the curling irons at a kiosk. I don't like to use heat on my hair, but I reluctantly agreed. The iron burned off a good chunk of hair from the back of my head. FML

Today, I went down a water slide. Halfway through, I got stuck behind some kids who were blocking the tube. Seconds later, a big-boned lady crashed into my back. Her solution to break the blockade was to start kicking my back repeatedly as hard as she could. The kids still wouldn't move. FML


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On 07/14/2015 at 6:33am - misc - by ow my kidneys (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML


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On 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took a nap. My boyfriend took this opportunity to go over to his "beautiful" and "amazing" ex-girlfriend's house to help her clean out her pool. I told him I didn't think that was appropriate. He told me I don't value relationships and didn't come home tonight. FML


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On 06/21/2015 at 6:16am - love - by bev_rogan - United States (Indiana)

Today, during jury duty, the shitbag who's accused of capital murder in our trial took the stand. The prosecution made him look like a total idiot. He got more and more flustered and eventually screamed at us that he'll have us killed if we find him guilty. I believe him. FML


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On 06/05/2015 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML


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On 05/10/2015 at 10:34am - misc - by pissed (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was feeling pretty, so I wore a skirt for the first time in years. Two hours later, my thighs hurt from slapping together so much. I no longer feel pretty. FML


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On 05/10/2015 at 9:47am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML


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On 03/12/2015 at 9:53am - love - by mylovelifeisanepicfail (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML


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On 03/11/2015 at 9:50pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

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