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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 October 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1369
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About ironfey : "And our lives will only always continue to be a balancing act that has less to do with pain, and more to do with beauty." -Shane Koyczan

"Normal is an illusion. What is normal to the spider, is chaos to the fly." - Morgue

To love is to destroy, and to be loved is to be destroyed.

Trying to get out of the Friendzone, wish me luck ✌️

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ironfey's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that the reason the phone I've had for a year takes such terrible and cloudy pictures is because I never took the plastic coating off the lens. FML

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupied while I quickly went to use the bathroom, and when I returned she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds included. FML

#21171266
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42893) - you deserved it (5120)

On 06/11/2014 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I woke up screaming like a little bitch. I'd been having a bizarre dream where I was having sex with Homer Simpson, when he suddenly had a heart attack and fell on me, crushing me to death. I think my brain needs a douching. FML

#21171240
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46762) - you deserved it (7014)

On 06/11/2014 at 6:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML

#21170087
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49433) - you deserved it (8234)

On 06/10/2014 at 8:39pm - kids - by idiotson - United States (New York)

Today, I figured I needed to go on a diet when I discovered I could make farting noises with my neck. FML

#21163432
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35989) - you deserved it (16750)

On 06/05/2014 at 12:11am - health - by fat and alone - United States (Alabama)

Today, I told someone about my degree in technical theatre with a concentration in lighting design. They looked at me and said, "You're paid $52,000 a year to turn lights on and off?" And technically, that's correct. FML

#21159630
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42787) - you deserved it (11217)

On 06/01/2014 at 6:15pm - work - by ugh - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I gave up trying to make any friends at my job as a firefighter. I'm the lone female, and am the subject of gossip with the older men. Anyone I try to befriend ends up hitting on me, while others won't even talk to me because their wives are jealous. FML

#21159616
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48935) - you deserved it (5175)

On 06/01/2014 at 5:53pm - work - by anikah (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth. FML

#21158688
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46791) - you deserved it (5194)

On 05/31/2014 at 9:53pm - animals - by disturbed - Ireland

Today, I actually uttered the words: "Those are my good sweatpants." FML

#21141634
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37382) - you deserved it (8700)

On 05/16/2014 at 8:16am - misc - by dieana (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

#21136990
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52679) - you deserved it (4918)

On 05/11/2014 at 6:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to explain to my parents why it is inappropriate to take selfies at a funeral. FML

#21018330
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45886) - you deserved it (3962)

On 01/05/2014 at 9:54pm - kids - by rain1 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to basically ground my own husband, after he tricked our 6-year-old son into getting his tongue stuck to a frozen pole. FML

#21000259
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41390) - you deserved it (4405)

On 12/21/2013 at 2:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden

Today, I went skiing with a girl I like. On the lift I asked her out. She said no. Halfway up the lift stopped. We were stuck up there for nearly an hour. FML

#20993100
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49155) - you deserved it (5351)

On 12/15/2013 at 3:38am - love - by snowbum69 - United States (Idaho)

Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML

#20990683
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48011) - you deserved it (3055)

On 12/12/2013 at 10:08pm - work - by justin (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprised to find that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they find tampons useful. FML

#20906908
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49389) - you deserved it (4198)

On 10/04/2013 at 5:39am - misc - by haveahappyperiod (woman) -



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