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ironfey
  • Town/Country : Hogwarts
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 221
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About ironfey : My name is Christiane. I'm 15. I like video games, books, theater, anime, Disney, and i looooooovee ice cream. My life is complicated, plain and simple. But that's when you just gotta say fuck it, grab a pint of Ben and Jerry's, and watch Deltora Quest. I'm weird, so message me if you dare =^.^=

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Today, I was yelled at while I was shopping by some lady, because she saw my tattoo on my arm. She screamed that I'm the "spawn of Satan" and told me I'm going to hell. It's a fake tattoo of Mickey mouse. FML

#20581879
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34158) - you deserved it (2486)

On 04/09/2013 at 7:05am - misc - by MickyIsEVIL - Japan (Aichi)

Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML

#20559522
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9308) - you deserved it (58909)

On 03/25/2013 at 2:31pm - health - by anon - United States

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

#20155776
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21179) - you deserved it (1751)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML

#18586943
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26550) - you deserved it (2347)

On 12/23/2011 at 5:53am - love - by johncabbot25 (man) - Canada

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

#14717553
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12345) - you deserved it (17633)

On 01/26/2011 at 5:31am - health - by WronglySad619 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting at my desk eating cereal with my cat sleeping on my lap. I got a really funny text and I started laughing hysterically, and spilled my cereal all over my cat. I'll let you know how my legs, arms, neck and face heal up. FML

#3313899
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31987) - you deserved it (11067)

On 06/28/2009 at 5:30pm - animals - by Teylot (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

#2797369
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29642) - you deserved it (49260)

On 06/11/2009 at 9:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

#580113
485 comments

I agree, your life sucks (561537) - you deserved it (35265)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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