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About ironfey : My name is Christiane. I'm 15. I like video games, books, theater, anime, Disney, and i looooooovee ice cream. My life is complicated, plain and simple. But that's when you just gotta say fuck it, grab a pint of Ben and Jerry's, and watch Deltora Quest. I'm weird, so message me if you dare =^.^=
There's a special place in hell waiting for me.
It's called the throne.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, I was yelled at while I was shopping by some lady, because she saw my tattoo on my arm. She screamed that I'm the "spawn of Satan" and told me I'm going to hell. It's a fake tattoo of Mickey mouse. FML
Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML
Today, I was sitting at my desk eating cereal with my cat sleeping on my lap. I got a really funny text and I started laughing hysterically, and spilled my cereal all over my cat. I'll let you know how my legs, arms, neck and face heal up. FML
Friday 18 April 2014