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irishdancer
  • Town/Country : Someplace in the world, Okay?
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 November 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 5274
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About irishdancer : I love FMLs that don't happen to me, and when they do... I try to get them up here... But none have been accepted yet.


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Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

#226
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49528) - you deserved it (5045)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56305) - you deserved it (3241)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

#123
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38979) - you deserved it (11495)

On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)

Today, I am supposed to be doing my homework. Instead, I'm wasting my time on here. Yeah, it's kinda my fault. FML

#94
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12355) - you deserved it (96325)

On 10/27/2008 at 10:53am - misc - by me - United States (New York)

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

#72
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59626) - you deserved it (5143)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66648) - you deserved it (3317)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML

#12
184 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - misc - by bym -

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

#10
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -

Today, I arrived at the station at 7:30pm sharp for the train... which was cancelled. FML

#9
45 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:21am - misc - by RatQuiRit -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82300) - you deserved it (37694)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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