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by J / 02/11/2016 at 10:44am / Malta / Miscellaneous
Today, I was hanging out with a friend out of state. He had some friends with him and we were all having a great time, until they found out I live in Utah. They instantly assumed I was Mormon and started to act weird around me. This is a frequent occurrence. FML
by Poppleton99 / 02/11/2016 at 1:06am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by Ellamare / 02/10/2016 at 11:13pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by abnormallyadam / 02/09/2016 at 8:08am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML
by Anonymous / 02/09/2016 at 6:28am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Katie1921 / 02/08/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML
by Alex / 02/05/2016 at 5:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML
by Anonymous / 02/05/2016 at 3:08pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health
Today, my psycho-obsessed ex-girlfriend blabbed all about how she got a check in the mail for $1000 from CrimeStoppers on Facebook and Twitter. This explains how my current girlfriend and two of my friends all got arrested last week for having weed. FML
by Anonymous / 02/04/2016 at 5:55pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Lord_Nick / 02/03/2016 at 10:13pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried to explain autism to my classmates. One of them, a professional cunt who's always looking for an excuse to lecture people, accused me of being "ableist" because my explanations weren't accurate, and said I shouldn't explain things I don't understand. I'm actually autistic. FML
by Ishikur / 02/03/2016 at 8:33am / Canada (Alberta) / Health
Today, after years of lonesome birthdays overseas, I am finally able to celebrate the occasion at home. My best friend of 10 years will not be attending because her boyfriend of two months is having his party the same night. FML
by chessu / 02/02/2016 at 8:32am / United Kingdom (Harrow) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML
by Anonymous / 02/02/2016 at 5:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by barbieissocute / 01/31/2016 at 10:27pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, my parents have deliberately ruined my last 2 relationships, because they want me to get back together with my ex simply because he is my son's dad. Apparently, my son needs his father more than I need a man who won't beat me every time he gets drunk. FML
by anon / 01/31/2016 at 4:38pm / United States / Work