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Today, my mother described what her ideal daughter-in-law should be like. Half-way through her description, fishing for some compliments, I told her that such a girl would be way above my league. She sighed and emphatically agreed. FML
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On 05/18/2012 at 6:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)
Today, after weeks of sorting, inspecting, and waiting, my high school's yearbooks were distributed. I'd searched carefully for photo errors and was proud to say there were none. That is, until someone told me that a boy on the last page was flipping the camera the bird. FML
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On 05/18/2012 at 5:50pm - misc - by ooh cat - United States (California)
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
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On 05/18/2012 at 3:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML
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On 05/18/2012 at 10:13am - kids - by 23yearoldtoddler - United States
Today, I corrected someone who spelled "learned" as "learnt" on my favorite forum. Nothing could've prepared me for the torrent of abuse that followed from the non-American members. Now I'm banned for "trolling," and all my 7,000+ posts since 2006 are gone forever. FML
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On 05/08/2012 at 6:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML
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On 05/06/2012 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by T3STI (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I came home from the minimum-wage job I suffer through to support my now ex-boyfriend's ailing music career. It seems his time management skills suck almost as badly as his music, because I found him in my bedroom, licking whipped cream off my step-sister. FML
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On 05/05/2012 at 12:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
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On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, as I was crossing an intersection, a car ran a red light and almost hit me. This kind of thing happens a lot in my town so I'm used to almost being run-down, except this time it was a small boy on his father's lap steering. The dad was laughing. FML
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On 04/26/2012 at 7:49am - misc - by Diffy - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my boss overheard me singing, "I need a shit, I need a shit" on my way to the bathroom. FML
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On 04/26/2012 at 6:44am - work - by NoPrivacy (woman) - United States
Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML
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On 04/25/2012 at 12:50am - misc - by unfortunate (woman) - Sweden
Today, I found out I have a kidney infection. Now I'm forced to drink at least 4 glasses of water before going to bed. I also have to be woken up every two hours to be told to, "GO PEE BEFORE YOU DIE!" by my mother. FML
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On 04/24/2012 at 7:50am - health - by hottygirl905 - United States (Florida)
Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML
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On 04/23/2012 at 9:00am - misc - by hoggypig -
Today, I took off the training wheels of my niece's bike. I tried to show her how to ride it, but she told me to get off because I needed a fat girl's bike. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 8:09am - kids - by Mary Kathryn (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)
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