Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

ireply_wlyrics

Offline (one hour ago) | Search for a member

ireply_wlyrics

1Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 22030
  • Number of comments : 645
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About ireply_wlyrics : hi
well, I would love to live in another county for a while, maybe help impoverished children and families learn languages and cultures
, and become a teacher for elementary/middle school. it'll be tough. no doubt but hey, teaching in itself is a learning process and even if I make mistakes, it's all about learning from them and adjusting to be a better teacher and in the long run, and to think creatively & freely and question authority rather then just have information drilled into their skulls. and to stand against bullied! never take their ***!
i'm female, and about 5'2 .
NOT the original ireplywlyrics....not allowed to reply with lyrics now.... wish I could change my name....
Whatever you do. don't make assumptions,
don't turn on the lights.
and don't turn around.





Betre å vite rett enn å håpe feil

wanna know more bout me, message!~~

ireply_wlyrics's page activity

Visits<b>katiebeth12</b> - yesterday at 1:08am<b>skidude4</b> - yesterday at 9:55am<b>bigmike25</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 12:59pm<b>VIPwhenever</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 7:07pm<b>KJxFTW</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 10:24am<b>neveah_marie</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 4:14am<b>alice_18</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 7:55pm<b>GalaxyShots</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 5:24pm<b>PatriciaAra</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 11:12am<b>Pikachu12</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 5:35am<b>DreadedSamurai</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 8:04am<b>abbythemuffin</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 4:17pm<b>Almost_Positive</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 7:16pm<b>meikithemegaham</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 1:37pm<b>Kor14</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 1:57am<b>ThatOneLoudGuy</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 8:05pm<b>hardflip95</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 1:18pm<b>RoVeR_2000</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 9:59am

Liked!<b>Wingman527</b> - the 09/26/2014 at 7:38pm

ireply_wlyrics's FML badges

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

See all of ireply_wlyrics's badges

ireply_wlyrics's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw a Red Tailed Hawk land on my car and spend a few minutes looking at his reflection in the windshield. This was all really neat until I found out he badly scratched my hood with his large talons. FML

#17066735
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24787) - you deserved it (3287)

On 07/11/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by MakeItMaaco (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had diarrhea at work. While trying to be subtle about the noises, the woman in the stall next to me called me by name and asked if I was having trouble. FML

#17066574
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31161) - you deserved it (2676)

On 07/11/2011 at 1:42pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML

#17065483
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42888) - you deserved it (6134)

On 07/11/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by illenram06 - Philippines (Roxas)

Today, the couple downstairs decided they wanted to try a home birth. FML

#17064956
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41911) - you deserved it (3828)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by cocacoola (woman) - Iceland (Eyjafjardarsysla)

Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML

#17063705
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30072) - you deserved it (11414)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Mothering (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, it's my birthday. The present I received from my best friend was the exact same necklace which I gave to her for her birthday two months ago. It had been unwrapped and re-wrapped in the same paper. FML

#17063593
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32871) - you deserved it (3594)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by Vic (woman) - Denmark

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

#17063070
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57947) - you deserved it (2937)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got a text message from my ex from about a year ago, asking if my 4-day-old son was his. I don't know what's sadder - the fact that he thinks a gestation period can last 11 months, or that he's more willing to step up to the plate than the baby's actual father. FML

#17061004
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29220) - you deserved it (8385)

On 07/11/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after spending 6 months and $15,000 on lawyer fees at my 13 year old son's request, his abusive, alcoholic father no longer has any legal right to see him. How did my son repay me? He ran away to live with his father the very first time I told him he couldn't have friends sleep over. FML

#17057009
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42328) - you deserved it (7107)

On 07/10/2011 at 8:01pm - kids - by tomcat69 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband decided he needs to be thanked after every time he changes our daughter's diaper; if not he throws a temper tantrum. Now I have two babies to deal with. FML

#17051248
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37940) - you deserved it (6227)

On 07/10/2011 at 8:49am - love - by Mary - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

#17048924
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31862) - you deserved it (3118)

On 07/10/2011 at 2:03am - misc - by ugly (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up, too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML

#17044737
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34537) - you deserved it (5688)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:13pm - love - by wolf boy - United States (Connecticut)

Today, marks the seventh day of having my nose pierced. I'd done everything I was supposed to do, even sleeping with a band-aid over it. This morning, I woke up to my piercing being ripped out by my pillow, and the band-aid nowhere in sight. FML

#17041171
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28707) - you deserved it (13011)

On 07/09/2011 at 2:00pm - misc - by meggiemouse - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML

#17025215
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43578) - you deserved it (7207)

On 07/08/2011 at 4:41am - intimacy - by wronged - Singapore

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML

#17023806
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43394) - you deserved it (5993)

On 07/08/2011 at 2:12am - intimacy - by Username - United States



Zach Stafford's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Zach's illustrated FML
  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: