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Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35235) - you deserved it (1923)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

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On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend who has just returned from his 3 month placement abroad cancelled our date. Why? Because there was a match England vs Germany. A friendly match. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16200) - you deserved it (2543)

On 11/20/2008 at 6:10am - love - by archer - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)



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