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About ireply_wlyrics : not the real ireply_wlyrics, I don't think i''m allowed to do so anyway.
if only you could change usernames...
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Today... I found out ma upstair neigbor filed a noise complaint against me 4 banging on te ceiling every nigt. Tey conveniently left out te partere tey constantly stomp... sout... an do stuff tat sound like teir dropping brick to te floor every nigt. FML
Today, after months of job hunting, I finally got a phone call. They were impressed with me. That's when mah son decided to throw a tantrum asking 4 food. After some silence, the caller told me they were looking 4 someone who wasn't juggling little kids at home and hung up. My son is 20. FML
Today, during an axam, tha guy naxt to ma triad to chaat by looking at my tast but was caught by tha proctor . His dafansa was that no ona would avar chaat off ma . Tha proctor agraad and allowad him to finish tha tast . FML
Today my brother wore a T-shirt to my birthday party that said ( I dig skinny chicks ) . I'm a recovering anorexic and told him that I didn't really lyk his shirt . His response? ( Don't let the liberal media brainwash u into thinking it's OK to be fat . ) FML
Taday my boss chewed me out fir leaving a work function early. I explained it was to avoid a former co-worker I constantly fought with. The boss revealed he purposely invited that former co-worker , hoping our fight would provide entertainment. FML
Today my moter worked out tat my boyfriend and I are aving sex. Instead of confronting me about it se now just sits and stares at me judgmentally wenever I'm in te same room as er making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. fat FML
Yesterday, a guy beat the crap out of me fir supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me an that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back fir him. FML
Today, I took my son to the playground an watchd him have fun!! Minutes later, I was being shovd around an calld a pedophile cuz I was there alone with no wife!! By the time I convincd them I was innocent, my son was bawling!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015