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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About ireply_wlyrics : not the real ireply_wlyrics, I don't think i''m allowed to do so anyway.

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today I gave mah friend condom since he didn't have any and he was planning on ( getting lucky. ) Little did I know he was planning on ( getting lucky ) with mah sister. big fat FML

#21378013
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31583) - you deserved it (26)

On 03/19/2015 at 9:06pm - love - by Fred - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to work a double shift after mah relief calld in ( sick ) just so he could go to a party. FML

#21377747
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27515) - you deserved it (2200)

On 03/19/2015 at 12:41pm - work - by SleepIsForTheWeak (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today... I found out ma upstair neigbor filed a noise complaint against me 4 banging on te ceiling every nigt. Tey conveniently left out te partere tey constantly stomp... sout... an do stuff tat sound like teir dropping brick to te floor every nigt. FML

#21377727
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26957) - you deserved it (2479)

On 03/19/2015 at 11:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY I TOLD MY MOM I'VE BEEN HAVING SLEEP ISSUES AN ASKED IF SHE COULD TAKE ME TO THE DOCTOR!! SHE DECIDED I JUST NEED TO READ THE BIBLE MORE!! NEEDLESS TO SAY I STILL CAN'T SLEEP!! BIG FAT FML

#21377689
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27109) - you deserved it (2155)

On 03/19/2015 at 10:24am - health - by david99021 (man) - Turkey (Ankara)

Yesterday... I was pulled over by a police officer cuz e tougt I was skipping scool. I'm 24 and we graduated ig scool togeter. FML

#21377506
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35765) - you deserved it (2486)

On 03/19/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, after months of job hunting, I finally got a phone call. They were impressed with me. That's when mah son decided to throw a tantrum asking 4 food. After some silence, the caller told me they were looking 4 someone who wasn't juggling little kids at home and hung up. My son is 20. FML

#21377225
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33275) - you deserved it (5058)

On 03/18/2015 at 5:26pm - kids - by Stressed Mother (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I sant mah fathar a taxt asking whan ha was finally coming to maat his 4-month-old granddaughtar. His rasponsa? ( I forgot. ) Ha forgot ha has a granddaughtar. FML

Today, during an axam, tha guy naxt to ma triad to chaat by looking at my tast but was caught by tha proctor . His dafansa was that no ona would avar chaat off ma . Tha proctor agraad and allowad him to finish tha tast . FML

#21376924
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34658) - you deserved it (25)

On 03/18/2015 at 4:37am - misc - by Speechless - United States (California)

Today my brother wore a T-shirt to my birthday party that said ( I dig skinny chicks ) . I'm a recovering anorexic and told him that I didn't really lyk his shirt . His response? ( Don't let the liberal media brainwash u into thinking it's OK to be fat . ) FML

#21376642
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32220) - you deserved it (4199)

On 03/17/2015 at 8:18pm - misc - by Idigrespectfulattire (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)

Taday my boss chewed me out fir leaving a work function early. I explained it was to avoid a former co-worker I constantly fought with. The boss revealed he purposely invited that former co-worker , hoping our fight would provide entertainment. FML

#21376314
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31816) - you deserved it (2536)

On 03/17/2015 at 10:54am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today my moter worked out tat my boyfriend and I are aving sex. Instead of confronting me about it se now just sits and stares at me judgmentally wenever I'm in te same room as er making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. fat FML

#21376248
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29314) - you deserved it (5419)

On 03/17/2015 at 8:00am - intimacy - by distressed (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

yesterday I met my boyfriend's parents for te first time. I tougt everyting went well, until I got a text from im later saying, "Come on mom, se isn't THAT bad." FML

#21375407
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29548) - you deserved it (2135)

On 03/16/2015 at 12:10am - love - by anon - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I caugt my boyfriend ceating on me . He claimed it wasn't ceating because e's not romantically attracted to er . FML

#21375288
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30966) - you deserved it (2603)

On 03/15/2015 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by why - United States (Arizona)

Yesterday, a guy beat the crap out of me fir supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me an that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back fir him. FML

#21375070
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35117) - you deserved it (2371)

On 03/15/2015 at 2:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I took my son to the playground an watchd him have fun!! Minutes later, I was being shovd around an calld a pedophile cuz I was there alone with no wife!! By the time I convincd them I was innocent, my son was bawling!! FML

#21374998
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37613) - you deserved it (1810)

On 03/15/2015 at 12:11pm - kids - by pledonasm (man) - India (Maharashtra)



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