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Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML
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On 03/05/2012 at 12:12am - work - by cero_kewl - United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
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On 03/04/2012 at 12:02am - love - by Autocorrected (man) - Philippines (Bulacan)
Today, my girlfriend revealed to me that she has primeisodophobia. What is primeisodophobia, you may ask? Well, it's the fear of losing your virginity. FML
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On 03/03/2012 at 8:23am - intimacy - by virginkiller (man) - Singapore
Today, I was chatting to my brother on Skype. Out of the blue, and just as I read the punchline to a hilarious joke, he said his girlfriend had been cheating on him. I couldn't stifle my side-splitting laughter, and he's been ignoring my calls since. FML
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On 03/02/2012 at 10:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my friend told me how she crept out last night to hook up with her boyfriend. At one point, she said she "snack" out, so I corrected her by saying it's "snuck". My boyfriend snorted, showed us in a dictionary that it's actually "sneaked" and called us "fucking idiots". FML
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On 03/02/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by argh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
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On 03/01/2012 at 3:39pm - love - by eeelise5296 - United States (Arizona)
Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Crying - United States (Michigan)
Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)
Today, the only thing that cheered me up was a documentary about IKEA, and seeing how my furniture was made. FML
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On 02/28/2012 at 10:51am - misc - by sadgirl (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)
Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML
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On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom
Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML
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On 02/26/2012 at 11:58pm - misc - by Confused - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML
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On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML
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On 02/26/2012 at 12:16am - kids - by whattabrat - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML
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Today, I saw a picture of my creepy uncle and me on Facebook, which he had captioned "me and my woman," and posted several lewd comments on. I guess he forgot I'm his friend on Facebook. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Virgin Islands British
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