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  • Number of visits : 39238
  • Number of comments : 653
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About ireply_wlyrics : not the real ireply_wlyrics, I don't think i''m allowed to do so anyway.

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ireply_wlyrics's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML

#16251176
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11268) - you deserved it (77896)

On 05/19/2011 at 11:13am - work - by Username -

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

#16248002
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12795) - you deserved it (67872)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, it was my first day as an animal control officer. My first dispatch was to collect a dog that had been hit by a car. I had to clean up my dead dog on my first day of a job that barely pays rent. FML

#16245376
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57137) - you deserved it (4048)

On 05/18/2011 at 10:48pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love twinkies." FML

#16207509
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27883) - you deserved it (37837)

On 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm - misc - by pyroman1127 - United States (Utah)

Today, on the school bus, I rapped on a window in an attempt to get my friend's attention. A guy sitting behind me took this as an opportunity to shove my face into the window, breaking my nose. FML

#16146603
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34172) - you deserved it (5164)

On 05/12/2011 at 5:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

#16126147
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65616) - you deserved it (5112)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:17am - intimacy - by Chels (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML

#16106237
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33587) - you deserved it (7167)

On 05/09/2011 at 4:30pm - misc - by starcatch777 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to give his mother a box of chocolates and flowers for Mother's Day. She just stared at them and said, "What's this for? You're not my daughter, and never will be. But I'll keep the chocolate." FML

#16100276
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48892) - you deserved it (6112)

On 05/09/2011 at 12:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML

#16076129
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41965) - you deserved it (3165)

On 05/07/2011 at 7:54am - love - by bigcityfail (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

#16068047
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14845) - you deserved it (50264)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML

#16051471
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39768) - you deserved it (4737)

On 05/04/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Charlie (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wanted me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML

#16041715
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17537) - you deserved it (37719)

On 05/04/2011 at 5:11am - misc - by Derps (man) - Denmark (Midtjyllen)

Today, my psycho stepmother and I got into an argument, and she started to get physical. After calling the police, and a cop showing up at the door, he took her side because she said it was "discipline". I'm a 29 year old man. FML

#16029650
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35322) - you deserved it (5062)

On 05/03/2011 at 4:19am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me until I heard, "Honey, what did you make me for dinner?" FML

#15986605
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38788) - you deserved it (3912)

On 04/30/2011 at 2:27am - love - by greenintheface - United States (Michigan)

Today, while my teacher was helping me with a problem, the gum he was chewing fell from his mouth and down my shirt. FML

#15964588
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45184) - you deserved it (4602)

On 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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