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ireply_wlyrics

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 19093
  • Number of comments : 643
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About ireply_wlyrics : hi
well, I would love to live in another county for a while, maybe help impoverished children and families learn languages and cultures
, and become a teacher for elementary/middle school. it'll be tough. no doubt but hey, teaching in itself is a learning process and even if I make mistakes, it's all about learning from them and adjusting to be a better teacher and in the long run, and to think creatively & freely and question authority rather then just have information drilled into their skulls. and to stand against bullied! never take their ***!
i'm female, and about 5'2 .
NOT the original ireplywlyrics....not allowed to reply with lyrics now.... wish I could change my name....
Whatever you do. don't make assumptions,
don't turn on the lights.
and don't turn around.





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ireply_wlyrics's favorite FMLs

Today, my friends and I were drinking boba. On the side of the cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid choking on the Boba". I started to laugh at the ridiculousness of the label, and choked on the boba in a coughing fit. FML

#296354
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12938) - you deserved it (62704)

On 03/13/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

#278783
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52238) - you deserved it (97949)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML

#260451
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88568) - you deserved it (26921)

On 03/10/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Sarah - United Kingdom (Bolton)

Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled my name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it and assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 and a graduate student, they're six and mentally challenged. Guess who was right? FML

#260093
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16473) - you deserved it (62985)

On 03/10/2009 at 11:46am - work - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

#259526
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (100782) - you deserved it (6281)

On 03/10/2009 at 7:55am - work - by SalonGirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

#256127
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (138368) - you deserved it (6342)

On 03/09/2009 at 10:00pm - work - by unemployed (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the man I have been dating for 3 weeks, who told me he owns a high end restaurant in the city, handed me my lunch order through the drive-thru at Wendy's. FML

#241205
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57210) - you deserved it (9122)

On 03/08/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by marge1010 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty while moshing. I was inside that port-a-potty. FML

#231694
157 comments

Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida for spring break without me. When asked why I was not invited to go with them the answer I received was, "we don't think you would look very good in a bathing suit, and we want to be able to pick up cute guys on the beach." FML

#226392
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62370) - you deserved it (5696)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:13pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, we watched a movie in class. Afterwards, the professor asked us what we thought. I raised my hand and said it was pretentious, dull and a really poor example of filmmaking. It was the movie HE spent five years writing and directing. FML

#222376
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22848) - you deserved it (47247)

On 03/05/2009 at 10:25pm - misc - by Nate (man) - United States (California)

Today, I passed by a small shop and decided to go in to look at the jeans. Before I could even step in, the shop owner told me expressionlessly, "All the sizes here are too small for you". FML

#214067
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54612) - you deserved it (7276)

On 03/05/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Brrrb (woman) - Singapore

Today, an elderly gentleman walked into the UPS Store where I work asking to use the laminating machine. I explained to him that we keep it behind the counter and I would do it for him, when he produced several graphic photos of him having it off with nasty looking women to be laminated. FML

#213977
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49934) - you deserved it (3891)

On 03/05/2009 at 12:14am - work - by UhhhUhhhRRRick (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it is my twin sisters and my birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me pretty also. FML

#208203
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109443) - you deserved it (5191)

On 03/04/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by Kensie (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

#206263
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26518) - you deserved it (41514)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

#170978
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46549) - you deserved it (156812)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)



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