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  • Number of visits : 23431
  • Number of comments : 647
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About ireply_wlyrics : hi
well, I would love to live in another county for a while, maybe help impoverished children and families learn languages and cultures
, and become a teacher for elementary/middle school. it'll be tough. no doubt but hey, teaching in itself is a learning process and even if I make mistakes, it's all about learning from them and adjusting to be a better teacher and in the long run, and to think creatively & freely and question authority rather then just have information drilled into their skulls. and to stand against bullied! never take their ***!
i'm female, and about 5'2 .
NOT the original ireplywlyrics....not allowed to reply with lyrics now.... wish I could change my name....
Whatever you do. don't make assumptions,
don't turn on the lights.
and don't turn around.





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Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML

#20898181
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66855) - you deserved it (4067)

On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was cleaning up litter from the street, when a guy asked who I work for. I said nobody and that I was just doing some community service. Before I could clarify that it was voluntary community service, he called me a "piece of shit delinquent", spat on me, and walked off. FML

#20898099
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39846) - you deserved it (2905)

On 09/27/2013 at 3:01pm - misc - by sigh (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

#20895842
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51493) - you deserved it (6307)

On 09/25/2013 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, some asshat chewed me out over a 10 cent late fine he was charged on his library card. When I tried to explain the fine to him, he started mimicking me. Finally, as he chucked a dime at my head before storming out, I saw the glint of a Rolex watch from beneath his power suit. FML

#20894007
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41870) - you deserved it (2771)

On 09/24/2013 at 2:14am - work - by DimeShapedBruise (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, one of my regular customers asked when we were getting married. I told him as much as I would love that, I didn't think my boyfriend would be very happy. He called me a "stuck up b*tch" and informed me he only comes to my line because he can always see through my shirt. He is 72. And married. FML

#20892597
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39791) - you deserved it (4461)

On 09/23/2013 at 2:27am - work - by peejay6831 (woman) - United States

Today, I started my new job at a restaurant I really like. As I waited on my first customer, I suggested that he try the apple pie, because it's my favourite. He looked up at me and said, "Yeah? Figures! Lay off 'em, porky!" FML

#20891546
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43084) - you deserved it (5482)

On 09/22/2013 at 2:00pm - work - by -_- (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband refused to let our 7-week-old daughter have a pacifier, because he doesn't want her growing up to be a "whore." FML

#20891477
166 comments

Today, for the fifth day in a row, I have awoken at 6am to the sounds of my roommate's guest's child screaming. If it's anything like the last four days, the child will continue to randomly screech every fifteen minutes or so for the next five hours. I work 13-hour night shifts. FML

#20891194
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36499) - you deserved it (2399)

On 09/22/2013 at 7:36am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML

#20889279
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42107) - you deserved it (9737)

On 09/20/2013 at 6:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter told me she is pregnant. The father is the foreign exchange student who just moved back to Germany. FML

#20887524
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51067) - you deserved it (4963)

On 09/19/2013 at 6:30am - kids - by monkey (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my English teacher handed back my creative story assignment with a 74% on it. Apparently, she docked 10% because I had an unrealistic, overly dramatic plot line. That plot line was based on my life. FML

#20887417
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43222) - you deserved it (3773)

On 09/19/2013 at 2:15am - work - by Sua - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to explain to my grandfather that Canadians aren't evil by reminding him that he's Canadian. FML

#20885056
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36763) - you deserved it (2487)

On 09/17/2013 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I met my birth mother. My dad won't talk to me, my mom won't stop crying and thinks I'm replacing her, and the rest of my family won't stop calling me a bitch. I'm 21, and I just wanted to meet the woman who pushed me head-first out of her vagina. FML

Today, my psycho girlfriend tried to blackmail me into giving her money, threatening to show everyone the nude pictures I recently sent her. Except the pictures on her phone that she threatened me with weren't even of me. Nice to know I'm also being cheated on. FML

#20881137
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54387) - you deserved it (4572)

On 09/14/2013 at 4:09pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML

#20876850
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22239) - you deserved it (74693)

On 09/11/2013 at 9:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)



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