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by yek / 12/24/2015 at 2:01pm / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Health
by mommiedearest / 12/24/2015 at 11:06am / United States (South Carolina) / Kids
Today, my friends and I were going to Applebee's. A girl we don't like invited herself along. She waited for my friend outside of the bathroom, forced her to drive her, and said, "It's okay someone will pay for me." She then ate off of everyone's plate and left before the bill came. FML
by RUFckingSrs / 12/21/2015 at 9:42pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by letstradefamilies / 12/21/2015 at 4:50pm / United States (California) / Holidays
by PerturbedStudent / 12/09/2015 at 6:42pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I bought lunch for my grandparents, aunts, and uncles. My uncle apparently felt uncomfortable at the restaurant, because he got up and flipped the table over before leaving. The bill tripled because of the broken glass, and my uncle called me up later for a ride. FML
by AsshatUncle / 11/29/2015 at 9:47pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, my sister accused me of "leading on" her creepy best friend and said I should apologize to him for making him think he was going to get lucky. I haven't talked to the guy in over 5 years, except for one random encounter 2 days ago, where all I said was, "Hi, how have you been?" FML
by lisa / 11/29/2015 at 11:04am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by I hate retail / 11/26/2015 at 9:26pm / Australia (Victoria) / Work
Today, I picked up an elderly woman walking alone in the cold. I asked her where she was going but she didn't respond. Thinking she was just cold, I kept driving until a man driving erratically kept honking at me. Turns out he's her husband and she has severe Alzheimers. FML
by Anonymous / 11/15/2015 at 12:36pm / United States (Arizona) / Transportation
by Kidsthesedays / 11/09/2015 at 2:33pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Kids
Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML
by Queerbait / 11/05/2015 at 1:52am / Australia / Love
Today, while at a party playing Truth or Dare, I found out my best friend fantasizes about having sex with my 51 year old mother. The rest of the guys at the party then nodded in agreement and thus spawned a group conversation about how "screwable" my mom is. FML
by Anonymous / 11/02/2015 at 3:01am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML
by missPiggy / 10/26/2015 at 4:27am / Norway / Work
Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML
by Anonymous / 10/17/2015 at 8:29am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, my little sister thought it would be funny to send my girlfriend a text saying I cheated on her and wanted to break up. Her response was "lol whatever I've been fucking Steve for like a month anyway". Steve is my brother, and he won't admit or deny it. FML
by Anonymous / 10/02/2015 at 6:22am / Australia / Love