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ireply_wlyrics

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  • Number of visits : 34603
  • Number of comments : 653
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About ireply_wlyrics : not the real ireply_wlyrics, I don't think i''m allowed to do so anyway.

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Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML

#17063705
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32143) - you deserved it (11915)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Mothering (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, it's my birthday. The present I received from my best friend was the exact same necklace which I gave to her for her birthday two months ago. It had been unwrapped and re-wrapped in the same paper. FML

#17063593
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33119) - you deserved it (3605)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by Vic (woman) - Denmark

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

#17063070
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59988) - you deserved it (3085)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got a text message from my ex from about a year ago, asking if my 4-day-old son was his. I don't know what's sadder - the fact that he thinks a gestation period can last 11 months, or that he's more willing to step up to the plate than the baby's actual father. FML

#17061004
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31503) - you deserved it (8827)

On 07/11/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after spending 6 months and $15,000 on lawyer fees at my 13 year old son's request, his abusive, alcoholic father no longer has any legal right to see him. How did my son repay me? He ran away to live with his father the very first time I told him he couldn't have friends sleep over. FML

#17057009
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42671) - you deserved it (7135)

On 07/10/2011 at 8:01pm - kids - by tomcat69 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband decided he needs to be thanked after every time he changes our daughter's diaper; if not he throws a temper tantrum. Now I have two babies to deal with. FML

#17051248
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40154) - you deserved it (6460)

On 07/10/2011 at 8:49am - love - by Mary - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

#17048924
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33612) - you deserved it (3256)

On 07/10/2011 at 2:03am - misc - by ugly (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up, too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML

#17044737
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35921) - you deserved it (5815)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:13pm - love - by wolf boy - United States (Connecticut)

Today, marks the seventh day of having my nose pierced. I'd done everything I was supposed to do, even sleeping with a band-aid over it. This morning, I woke up to my piercing being ripped out by my pillow, and the band-aid nowhere in sight. FML

#17041171
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30667) - you deserved it (13594)

On 07/09/2011 at 2:00pm - misc - by meggiemouse - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML

#17025215
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43812) - you deserved it (7228)

On 07/08/2011 at 4:41am - intimacy - by wronged - Singapore

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML

#17023806
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45735) - you deserved it (6251)

On 07/08/2011 at 2:12am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36282) - you deserved it (4364)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a business man in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML

#17017856
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56024) - you deserved it (3277)

On 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my friends staged an intervention. I'm not on drugs, I'm not an alcoholic, and I own my own house. My car is paid for and my job pays well. Apparently, I need an intervention because my life is not where they want it to be, which involves me being married with children. FML

#17004757
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37670) - you deserved it (3294)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mother told me she wanted me to get an exorcism. Yes, she was serious. I'm Jewish. FML

#16999311
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27513) - you deserved it (3292)

On 07/06/2011 at 11:21am - misc - by anonymous - United States



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