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About ireply_wlyrics : not the real ireply_wlyrics, I don't think i''m allowed to do so anyway.

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Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad fakd a robbery to see me freak out. FML

#16525233
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34624) - you deserved it (6461)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by dwhite032 - United States (Indiana)

Today... Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV... beating out Inception... Toy Story looool 3... Harry Potter... etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
577 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97328) - you deserved it (10763)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today mah friand pushd ma into tha swimming pool . Unfortunataly wa wara aight faat away from tha actual pool so I faca-plantd and rolld in . FML

#16510311
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36553) - you deserved it (3308)

On 06/05/2011 at 3:00am - misc - by kyle - United States (Ohio)

Today, aftar I succassfully blaw up a raally larga balloon, my mom said, in front of my oldar brothar's friands, "Wow, your going to maka soma man raally happy ona day!" FML

#16510202
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42170) - you deserved it (8335)

On 06/05/2011 at 2:48am - intimacy - by e_edge (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, Ma Fiva Yaar Old Daugtar Askad Ma Wat A Divorca Was . Wan I Askad Wy Sa Wantad To Know, Sa Rapliad Wit "Daddy Wants Ona . Ha Says U Can Ava Ma." Raal FML

#16508942
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64625) - you deserved it (3805)

On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)

Taday I found out mah ex boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube . My friends and sister won't stop singing there songs . Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am . FML

#16495662
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31517) - you deserved it (21847)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:35am - love - by guttedgirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Taday I found out mah ex boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube . My friends and sister won't stop singing there songs . Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am . FML

#16495662
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31517) - you deserved it (21847)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:35am - love - by guttedgirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today..!! I got my beautiful daugter ready to be a flower girl fir te first time!! A flower girl in te wedding of er fater..!! my ex-usband..!! and te woman e ceated on me wit!! FML

#16495629
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45618) - you deserved it (3670)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:27am - misc - by maribel - United States (California)

Today..!! I got my beautiful daugter ready to be a flower girl fir te first time!! A flower girl in te wedding of er fater..!! my ex-usband..!! and te woman e ceated on me wit!! FML

#16495629
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45618) - you deserved it (3670)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:27am - misc - by maribel - United States (California)

Today... I ran into mah ex-grlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. looool These days... she's a lawyer who makes six figure a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

#16495261
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11365) - you deserved it (113459)

On 06/04/2011 at 5:36am - love - by PizzaBoySwag (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah boss called me to his office, and played back a recording of me telling a co-worker that if I still worked there in a year, I would hang myself. He then bitched me out 4 unprofessional conduct. The taped conversation took place over a year ago, with mah recently ex-boyfriend. FML

#16487802
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24575) - you deserved it (6871)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:23pm - work - by janice - United States

today I was taken to my first session with my psychiatrist. The entirety of the facility from the waiting room to the doc's office was decorated with dead butterflies in glass. I was there 4 my crippling mottephobia the irrational looool fear of moths and butterflies. FML

#16478261
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40583) - you deserved it (4175)

On 06/03/2011 at 1:16am - health - by JefferyT (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today,hilst at mah job as a lifeguard , a small child decidd he couldn't hold it any longer and releasd his bowels in the pool . It was mah job to clean up his dump , including the floating pieces of sweetcorn . fat FML

#16474774
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37472) - you deserved it (2996)

On 06/02/2011 at 9:44pm - work - by corn - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I saw a woman run down mah street screaming, "Fuck u cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was mah mother. FML

#16474078
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44318) - you deserved it (3132)

On 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got to see mah son's dream of being on television come true . Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrestd for trying to rob a bank . FML

#16468673
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38585) - you deserved it (5412)

On 06/02/2011 at 2:43pm - kids - by fuck (man) - United States



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