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About ireply_wlyrics : not the real ireply_wlyrics, I don't think i''m allowed to do so anyway.

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Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML

#14677100
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36622) - you deserved it (13416)

On 01/22/2011 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

#14674981
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25447) - you deserved it (3885)

On 01/22/2011 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML

#14671725
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51938) - you deserved it (4769)

On 01/22/2011 at 8:00am - intimacy - by fmlalways - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML

#14627617
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7584) - you deserved it (45811)

On 01/18/2011 at 3:53pm - misc - by slondons (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I went to the ER after a fall. Before the nurse did an X-Ray, she gave me a pregnancy test. It came back negative. I joked "No martians have crawled into my uterus, then?" She didn't get it, and I had my head scanned for brain trauma. Never crack a joke in a hospital. FML

#14618568
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25932) - you deserved it (7005)

On 01/17/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

#14613102
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29414) - you deserved it (3377) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, for an eight hour flight to Copenhagen, Denmark, I paid extra to get a seat offering more leg room. Unfortunately, the man behind me was so tall, his knees were pressing against my back the entire flight. FML

#14600562
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21014) - you deserved it (3288)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:17pm - money - by jetlagged (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML

#14552210
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26967) - you deserved it (3826)

On 01/12/2011 at 8:28am - misc - by will3000 -

Today, as I'm pregnant, my mom came over to do some nice things for me, such as clean my kitchen and cook a large pot of my favorite soup. When she left, I took a nap, planning to eat later. I woke up to find my roommates had trashed my kitchen and eaten all my soup. FML

#14542234
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29503) - you deserved it (3870)

On 01/11/2011 at 4:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML

#14503708
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61717) - you deserved it (3594)

On 01/08/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, a kid grabbed the receiver to my cochlear implant and ran off with it. I went to a security guard, and, if my lip reading was accurate, he said to "try and make it through the day without it". Without it, I can't hear anything. FML

#14487466
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34279) - you deserved it (2062)

On 01/06/2011 at 5:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

#14467697
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8631) - you deserved it (28755)

On 01/04/2011 at 9:44pm - animals - by BIZZMAL - United States

Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML

#14415862
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8741) - you deserved it (35289)

On 12/31/2010 at 11:05pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's car from another girl telling him she hoped he liked the flowers. These were the same flowers he gave me while I was in the hospital, just after having his kid. FML

#14405039
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35521) - you deserved it (3920)

On 12/31/2010 at 2:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that my parents didn't come to my wedding not because they couldn't make it, but rather that my younger brother didn't want to go. FML

#14365094
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32198) - you deserved it (2275)

On 12/28/2010 at 1:54am - misc - by SharpeOne -



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