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Today, while I was walking across a bridge, a prepubescent middle schooler grabbed my phone from my hand and threw it into the water. His friend filmed it, high-fived him, and they both ran off. I got that phone less than a week ago. FML
by ripmyphone / 01/12/2016 at 8:18pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in years to ask about my upcoming wedding and possibly walking me down the aisle. He claimed the only reason he left was because he thought I'd be gay. I am. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2016 at 4:03pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by anon / 01/11/2016 at 12:21pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I told a customer the bread he wanted has been discontinued. He replied with, "Are you serious? What is your name? I'm going up front to complain about you." I still don't understand how that's specifically my fault. FML
by fritzile / 01/10/2016 at 6:53pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
Today, the guy I made out with on New Year's Eve finally called me. Too bad it was to blame me for the picture of us which someone had sent to his girlfriend. I never took a picture, and had no idea he was in a relationship. FML
by CharlieKearney / 01/10/2016 at 6:33pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Love
by Brayden / 01/09/2016 at 10:27pm / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 01/09/2016 at 9:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by retail can shart a cock / 01/09/2016 at 12:25am / United States / Work
by orcatheseapanda / 01/09/2016 at 12:14am / Thailand / Kids
Today, my 4 year old's heavily pregnant teacher pulled me aside and asked me to talk to my son about "boundaries". Apparently, he asked her if she was going to "boobie feed" him and listed a few reasons why she should and why formula is bad, in front of the entire class. FML
by sammylynnp / 01/07/2016 at 12:39am / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
by seeking new employment / 01/06/2016 at 8:55pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I tried asking a guy I like on a date. He turned me down, saying that I "seem like a nice person and all", but after seeing those reality shows on truTV, he "would rather not date a Russian. No offense, though." FML
by vanilla_blossom / 01/05/2016 at 1:49pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, my dad sat me and my sister down and give us a "talk". More like an angry irrational rant. He forbade us from being gay, marrying a Muslim or a black person, demanded kids from both of us, and threatened to disown us if we didn't. Where's my free will? FML
by this is impossible / 01/04/2016 at 7:21pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, after trying unsuccessfully for three or so years to have a baby with my wife, my broodiness has gotten so bad that when I saw a couple with their daughter at the bus stop, I briefly had a daydream where I shot them in the head and took their daughter home to raise as my own. FML
by DesperateToBeDad / 12/31/2015 at 6:57am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/25/2015 at 8:31pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he…