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On 04/09/2012 at 10:33pm - misc - by awwman - United States
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On 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm - animals - by Scarred (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I tried to explain to my 23-year-old boyfriend the difference between "your" and "you're". I do this every other day, but it's like his head is permanently stuck in the first grade. FML
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On 03/31/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by LiveLoveLys (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)
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On 03/26/2012 at 12:15pm - misc - by Shantwozzlah (woman) - United States (Florida)
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On 03/24/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by jennag5 - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was accused of being high. Why? Because I was playing with a milk bottle. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 2:18am - misc - by Not_High (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 1:13am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, I thought I was going to my doctor for a yearly check-up. My father had actually tricked me into therapy. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 9:50pm - health - by nazooer - United States
Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 5:06pm - misc - by J.O.S (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML
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On 03/20/2012 at 6:27pm - misc - by Laura - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)
Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML
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On 03/19/2012 at 12:59am - kids - by FoodyFood (woman) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, I saw my doc about the painful swelling I've had in my arm all week. He seemed totally out of it, and ended up telling me it's all in my head, despite the swelling. When I respectfully suggested it might be a blood issue, he just said "nah". FML
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