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if only you could change usernames...
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ireply_wlyrics's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 04/14/2012 at 7:10am / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/14/2012 at 1:41am / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/14/2012 at 12:57am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was Skyping with this kid, when his girlfriend started arguing with him. They do this every other week, and there was a bet on when they'd finally break up. I egged the guy on and told him not to take her shit. She ended up dumping him. Now I feel like an asshole, and all for a lousy $20. FML
by c*nt / 04/13/2012 at 7:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by questionmark707 / 04/12/2012 at 7:53pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML
by Anonymous / 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the grocery store, waiting in line to pay. A man jumped me from behind, and my first reflex was to brutally elbow him in the face. I soon discovered my attacker was one of the patients at the disability house at which I work, and he was trying to hug me. FML
by rescuetheduck / 04/10/2012 at 3:26pm / Finland (Eastern Finland) / Work
Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML
by Baustigt / 04/10/2012 at 6:48am / Australia (Western Australia) / Animals
by awwman / 04/09/2012 at 10:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by ladylarni / 04/07/2012 at 4:20am / Australia / Love
Today, after having been told that I looked horrible for the last five months, I decided to give myself a make-over. As soon as the make-up artist was done, I told her I didn't like it, and that I still didn't like how I look. She simply replied: ''Well, I'm a make-up artist, not a magician!'' FML
by Anonymous / 04/05/2012 at 8:36am / Netherlands / Miscellaneous
Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML
by Eliza / 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Scarred / 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by LiveLoveLys / 03/31/2012 at 2:28pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by neverthesame / 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous