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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About ireply_wlyrics : not the real ireply_wlyrics, I don't think i''m allowed to do so anyway.

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Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

#16932864
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33209) - you deserved it (2201)

On 07/01/2011 at 4:31am - misc - by Rick - United States (California)

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

#16932520
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31635) - you deserved it (3516)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML

#16838665
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39988) - you deserved it (3913)

On 06/24/2011 at 7:36pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I found out how it feels to have my groin catch fire due to a magic trick going wrong. FML

#16830734
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25825) - you deserved it (11380)

On 06/24/2011 at 5:57am - health - by chaoticnh - Austria

Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML

#16820204
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22763) - you deserved it (44095)

On 06/23/2011 at 5:40pm - money - by sadcapri96 (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

#16814483
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42771) - you deserved it (3713)

On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

#16812585
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38003) - you deserved it (2896)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:54am - money - by alo1434 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML

#16812324
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31175) - you deserved it (2221)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:17am - money - by Username - United States

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

#16809094
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37139) - you deserved it (5567)

On 06/23/2011 at 12:24am - love - by wowohwow - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother thinks I'm a loser and a scumbag. We haven't even met yet. FML

#16807488
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29664) - you deserved it (3172)

On 06/22/2011 at 11:00pm - love - by arekusa - United States (New York)

Today, I complimented a girl on her stockings pattern. Turns out she wasn't wearing stockings. FML

#16797884
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29448) - you deserved it (8170)

On 06/22/2011 at 11:28am - misc - by jordeshting - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, my boyfriend bought me Kings of Leon tickets for my birthday. Since he thought I was irresponsible, he gave the tickets to his mum so I wouldn't lose them. The show is today, and we can't find the tickets. FML

#16794294
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30716) - you deserved it (3606)

On 06/22/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by MollyMoodle7 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

#16793164
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50237) - you deserved it (3537)

On 06/22/2011 at 1:35am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my mother told my little sister and me that she has breast cancer to make us feel sorry so that we would clean our rooms. She is perfectly fine. My little sister still thinks that "mommy is going to die". FML

#16787044
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39940) - you deserved it (3192)

On 06/21/2011 at 7:51pm - health - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mother tried to tell me that nicotine is the only substance that ensures weight loss, and that nicotine has been passed down in our family for over 5 generations of heavy smoking relatives. Then she encouraged me to start smoking. FML

#16776471
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42226) - you deserved it (3321)

On 06/21/2011 at 3:08am - health - by Caeru (woman) - United States (Texas)



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