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iratealott
  • Town/Country : Gaithersburg, Usa
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  • Number of visits : 165
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About iratealott : I like girls that are frisky

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Today, my son learned about various animals in school, and how they urinate to mark their territory. Apparently, the entire second floor of my house is now my son's territory. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26777) - you deserved it (2209)

On 02/07/2010 at 7:35pm - kids - by grrrr - United States

Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22075) - you deserved it (2330)

On 02/03/2010 at 3:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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