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About iratealott : I like girls that are frisky
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
Thursday 11 September 2014